I couldn't care less?

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Why is your sig and avatar a bee?
I've always wondered...

It's because he was making a Bit Torrent client called BeeTorrent.

Oh, I see.

A reason for everything, isn't there...

Someone is jacking my post!

http://panics.roosterteeth.com/membe...php?uid=244857

Hahaha! That's amazing!!

You go and show him what for, MJ! Or can we all go and lynch him on his forum?

religion kills people.

You mean when we were fighting neanderthals and sabretooth tigers? =O

Edit: Wow, this was the stupidest thing I've ever said. Removed from the records!

Guide to Religions
 

Awesome guide to religions


Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.


Rastafarianism is the most appealing in my opinion. :p

Thanks?

YOu want to smoke stuff? wtf?

Nonono. He wants to smoke shit. Slight difference.

I seem to be missing posts, for some reason. Kito's didn't show up as new on the 29th.

Still, interesting post, even if it doesn't add to the whole objection to religion.

It was pretty amusing.

And it didn't show up on new posts till you posted, lenny.

That's because of the new moderation system. We have validate new members posts before they appear to you guys.

Way to moderate imo.

And it seems to be working great... although you can't help but feel slightly sorry for the mods, having to look at every single new post. We get quite a few new members a day, and at least 10% of them post (even if they are just bots).

I like the Capitalism one...

Bumped

Lol you dumbass. Technology wasn't spurred by religion it was spurred by people who wanted to make things easier. Tell me how does the invention of a sword contribute to any religion? How does the invention of plows or any other technological advance contribute shit to god? Aside from churches and chapels there is no correlation between the two, and yes construction and ways of governing a land are considered technological advances. FFS don't be such a tool and develop an internal locus of control. Next I suppose you are going to start talking about other supernatural beings like vampyres/vampires and werewolves having an influence on our technological advances?

Does anyone get the context of this post?