OMG, this thread is so leet. I think a Paladin must have blessed it or something?

Blessed Aura?

javazon!!

Guys, now you are just being ridiculous. We need to get that Master Cheif Halloween costume picture up in this thread! That would offset all the ridiculousness as of late.

I like that idea.Do it.

None of us HAVE that costume though.

soon me and sue will have stormtrooper armor and blaster lol

Either way, we can prentend..

I have the imagination of a 10 year old!

No JR its not that you have an imagination of a ten year old. Its because you are fucking ten year olds.

Heh, well Laura told me you have the dick size of a 10 year old too. That sucks.. :( :cry:

Yet she called me a god the other night... hmm

"My god, you're small," doesn't exactly constitute for the meaning you are trying to give it..

Funny man.

If you want, I can provide both the context and complete wording of said quote, in which case it would be kind of hard for you to twist the meaning.


BAM!

Was she speaking in context of a god that is known for ant like features? If you can't confirm or deny it, don't even reply. :)

Shortly after a round of mind-blowing sex in the hot tub:

Laura: (Gasping for breath after her second orgasm in 20 minutes) "You....are....a god!"

Hot tub sex is so much better. The girl stays wet and you basically have infinite strength to lift her to whatever position you want.

Oh, and after further analysis of her quote, I found that if you greatly enhance the dots to a zoom of approximately 1,000,000 times magnification, they are actually words being muttered under her breath, explaining, "I just faked another orgasm. I wish his penis was larger."

Sorry JR, you can't argue against scientific facts. :(

this might be the funniest conversation i have ever read

I Am About To Die From Laughing So Hard>>!!!!

I Am About To Die From Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word>>!!!!!!

You have offended my honor! I challenge you to a duel!

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

my dragon style is better then your crouching tiger style. U stand no chance and further attempts with only lead to your doom

kenpo do u have anything to say in this?

How are you gentlemen make your time.

btw, found a pic of Laura:

http://www.picaroni.com/images/laura.jpg

def not bad dude

How tall is she? She looks about 5'6"? Does she outweigh you?

burn and pownage

5'8-ish and no I don't think so.

Wow, I figured you'd be into more petite chicks.. I couldn't imagine fucking a chick that was my size, it would feel like a man too much.. :shiver:

My current is 5'2" and like 110-115. I love it, I can throw her everywhere. :)

and that is why her head and body hurts when u let her go right. BAM right into the wall and BAM right on the crotch.

In the past, yah I've been more into petite girls, but Laura's a fucking babe, and I can't help that :p

yea thats what u said about me? ;)

kinky kitty back to action meow

meow!

i knew ud like that

Gay and gay. Sad.. :(

dont judge me!

yes i am happy