Comedian. He was pretty popular on youtube a couple years back, until he turned straight up famous. Look him up. Funny guy, very realistic compared to others. Seems like he probably would post on Zelaron, to be honest.

fanboy

Exactly. He's kind of a fanboy looking guy, but not exactly. Scrawny, dorky, but clever.

Ach, Ich sehe was du machst da.

Do you believe people can be born into Faggonism, or are they converted later on in life when they taste the Holy Penis?

I believe one's faggotry is bestowed in utero.

If two bisexual men have been dating for years, or are married, would you consider them gay?

That question doesn't even make sense. They would still be bisexual, obviously. Your sexuality isn't defined by your living arrangement. I've known flaming homosexuals that are married to women.

I didn't ask you. Unless, of course, you're "the faggot".

I don't need permission to answer your question, kid. This is a forum, not a private message. Kagom will also most likely agree with me because he's not an idiot.

According to the topics name, I'm supposed to ask "the faggot". So logically, if you're answering my question, you must be "the faggot".

Basically what K_A said.

Your logic is so flawed it hurts. Just because I'm answering the question doesn't mean you asked me, as you've already stated yourself. Therefore the name of the thread has nothing to do with this. Stop being an idiot.

That really doesn't make any sense at all Skurai. K_A is very right. Bisexual is bisexual, gay is gay. Come on.

I would have thought Skurai would be the expert on such matters, as well.

You know you'd be surprised how many people ask that sort of question though.

Please, do tell, I love surprises.

You say that like I can keep count. Numerous co-workers, for one.

I am actually surprised. I wouldn't think that would be a question people would ask.

People are stupid.

People think gay is like a disease.

Is your homosexual attraction to men or their phalli? I ask this because if you were to encounter a woman with a penis, would you be attracted?

If you were to encounter a man with a vagina, would you be attracted?

Seriously are people this ignorant about sexuality?

I'm choosing to ignore his question because you took the words right out of my mouth.

It's not ignorance. Reword my post, and I'm simply asking if he has any vague attraction to women.

Oh, okay, maybe you aren't an imbecile. Oh wait, yeah you are.

Point proven.

What do you do for a living?

I do research and development on high tech ion separating ceramic membranes. You?

Well that was actually to K, but alright.

I'm a student at Haverford and work at a publishing company on my off time.

Perhaps you should have replied to one of his posts, then. Imbecile.

When a P goes in your B, how does it make you feel as a man?

Perhaps you shouldn't gripe so much :)

He's just in a whiny mood lately.

Asamin, I'm a dealer at a casino.

And yes, I still feel like a man with a dick up my ass.

In Nevada? Las Vegas? Reno?

I actually think Wallow has a point, with his question. It's worth answering. I mean, I like the female body structure, facial features, etc. and despise the male one to the point of hating my own body. However, Futanari is my favorite kind of hentai. The penis has no effect what so ever when it comes to attraction - it's the body itself.

SYG: In Mississippi.

And I'm attracted to men and the penis (just to get this out of the way). I would not date a man with a vagina and I would not date a woman with a dick. There!

Can you do all the neat card flourishes? Like flipping them over and fancy shuffles?