Got a DUI on July 4th.

Drove about 10 miles from my partying spot and was 15 seconds down the street from my house when I got popped.

Ah damn dude, that blows.

That BLOWSSSSSS

ill take two GBs tonight in your honor while pouring the rest of my 40 on the ground.

What's a GB?

Gravity Bong?

It just amazes me that I can drive 5-10 miles on a major state road and drive through the middle of town without incident. Only when I get on my street and I'm within a football field's distance of my house do I get caught.

That's what they all say... mister

Just got a half O of AK-47. Beautiful buds.

EDIT: Good lord. This stuff is GOOD. Probably some of the best I've ever had.

We had some float through about 3 months ago, it is great stuff. We actually have come accross a great strain of White Rhino; it's very good.

I'm loving it. I can't take more than a couple of hits before I'm in lala land.

Smoked two blunts yesterday back-to-back after not smoking for ~1 month.

Why oh why is my favorite plant illegal? :(

If I ever have a daughter, I'll name her Mary Jane.

30mgs adderall. yummy.

If I ever have a daughter, her name will be Alice!

I ask myself this question almost every day. It's about time for somebody to start organizing protests at each state capital and then get a media wave of pissed off stoners on TV.

Friend of mine took 3mg of xanax last night and ended up falling down on her desk, fracturing her wrist. Dumbass.

Took a klonopin before work. Hooray for floatiness!

still have 5g of mango haze!

40mgs Adderall.

i still havent had any adderall

I guess this can go into the LULZ Drug thread.
Pretty fucked up I would say. I would say it's even inhumane to do something like this.

Wow that is fucked up. Also you never trying adderall is fucked up too.

Wtf? GET ON THAT HOE