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My parents forged my signature. I'm in the Marines.
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I gotta write a poem about Dad. What rhymes with 'el dummo'?
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It takes me a long time to fry and egg and the shell keeps breaking.
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You wouldn't believe the dream I just had.
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You can't blame tv if you're dumb enough to walk up to a 300-lb. truck driver and say, 'Ring around the collar'.
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Dentistry's come a long way in the last few years.
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I hope I never need a brain transplant. It'll be rejected.
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My neighbour across the street says I've got a big silver thing parked on my roof.
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I am brain-washed by... ZELARON, HELP ME :) :) :)
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I am brain-washed by... ZELARON, HELP ME :) :) :)
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I didnt like the look of that fish when they gave it to me.
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Don't forget it's my mother's birthday tomorrow.
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what fish??? You talk bunk :p :) (no offence)~~~
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what fish??? You talk bunk :p :) (no offence)~~~
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1 more to make it even!!!
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1 more to make it even!!!
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The forecast said there's a 50 percent chance of rain so I'm watering half the lawn.
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and 1130... here I am :) :) :)...stop spamming, I always tell myself, but I never follow :p :p :p
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and 1130... here I am :) :) :)...stop spamming, I always tell myself, but I never follow :p :p :p
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