Hot Chocolate

Chips or pretzels?

pretzels, they last longer

(shamwor parody)

your mom or MY mom?

your mom

smart or intelligent?

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Laptop or Desktop?

Desktop.


Tissues or toilet paper?

Toilet paper.

Cloth napkins or paper napkins?

Cloth napkins. For sustainability and durability.

Beach or pool?

split evenly on that one

Halo or Call of Duty?

Halo, not that I've ever played either of them...

Red or green grapes?

Red.

Black olives or Green olives?

California Black Olives

Halo on PC or XBox?

Must I choose? It's a terrible game on both... though I suppose it looks slightly better on a PC.

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T-shirt or short-sleeved shirt (with buttons and a collar)?

T shirt

Cats or dogs?

Both

DS or PSP?

DS.

Report or ignore?

Ignore. Reporting is so last year.

Slap bass or house jazz?

slap bass!


Rashida jones http://2.media.tumblr.com/oyKdYhULCm...xuTvo1_500.jpg

or

Olivia Munn http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/..._Black_Top.jpg

Rashida Jones

Comcast or Verizon?

Verison.

Mudkip or Mudkip-chan?

I have no idea wtf either of that is.

Leah Remini
http://www.gossip-celebrities.info/i...Remini0001.jpg

or

Jessica Biel

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Jessica_Biel.jpg