Ill post the picture when i do it next. I have done it before.

It's on, bitch. Next time I get my hands on a keg, I'm doing my kegstand freestyle.

good to hear that you might grow some balls in the next century

Ooooh burn. It's fucking on like Donkey Kong.

Biticccch

If we ever have a Dragoon Party, Ill attempt a one handed keg stand.

Then crush the keg on your head?

The dragoon party will happen eventually. Someone needs to take the initiative and put it together.

This crazy gymnist chick was doing keg stands by herself during my Senior Prom. That was fucking classic!

I fixed the pic of the keg stand.

Chuck Norris does his keg stands with no man's help. He just defies gravity.

He doesn't even use his arms. He's a manimal.

The beer flies straight from the keg into his mouth because it's so scared of him. No tap needed.

Chuck Norris invented alcohol. He did this so that all the common folk can get a taste of what it is like to be him. Happy, Horny, tough and funny. This is why we all drink too much thesedays. Its breaking the first commandment, but whatever.

How is wanting to be like Chuck Norris breaking the first commandment?

There can only be one god and chuck norris is that

Just looked at the old pics and i am a little creeped out. I look way different then i did haha

Found some pics of Jen so you can all see who you've been playing against.

u should show them the split pants

I am not posting topless photos of Jen on Zelaron!!!

Ok well post them in my email lol
But i am still the better lookin one!
I have won more contest on my looks then she has
!

How about No.

She kicks your ass in the looks department, Mark. Sorry.

Jake thats bullshit and u know it!

Its true Jake. Kinky Kitty is way more hotter then whats her face lol. Oh and that pic i was talking about, u only see her bare back.

HAHA i win! 1 to nothing

this totally doesnt mean im gay or anything

We know ;)

ok secret lover....urrrr..... i mean good buddy ;)

Hey so I had a great vacation...

Before editing....
After/ WOW~!!!!!

Who knows how much semen is on that pillow.

I DO! 3 gallons of semen. Any other questions?

damn hot pic of jen

Didnt u read the forum ... thats me not jen. Put your glasses on bobby.

sorry my contact moved in my eye and i could have swarn i saw a girl. Wiat a sec glory, are u trying to tell us something????

No bobby, Thats a wig.

Oh ok, just making sure

Wow I forgot how good Jen used to look. Stupid bitch went up 6 pant sizes after we broke up. Serves you right you stupid whore!