Good News
 

There were no virus infections found during this test!

This calls for a drink!

I've also got some good news.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Omg Subliminal messaging

It's all about the pentiums, baby!

Bullshit ;D PowerPC architecture all the way

You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, trying to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still living in your parents' cellar
Downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And posting "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

Teh Rap of MJ>?<

Don't copy that floppy.

who's floppy? yours or MJ's?

*Already drinking a Busweiser, warm*

o_O

chachachachachACHHhahahachcchchahcahcahaacachachac ahachcaaaa WHAT THE HELL HOW IS THAT NOT 7 CHARACTERS?

Why must you spam?

I have the biggest hardon for elephants

Doesn't everyone?

Not me, but I do have good news. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. No, seriously, I did. Fun party last night...

Every file inspected, no viruses detected!
I've beta tested every operating system
gave props to some, and other I dissed 'em!

Because you have a penis that can pleasure an elephant? YEAAA, its true!!!

producing beats on my 3.6 Athlon XP
sounded so good you on your knees
begging nigga, make me an emcee
i'm plugging out beats like a killing spree

You're white and you suck. Give up already.