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Weirdest thing you have ever beat off to?
My depressing list:
-Hentai (not often) -GTA (once... it was a bad place, and that stripper was hot) -Drawn Together (don't ask) -Yoga Videos (no regrets) -Night Elf Dancing (sigh) -BET Music Videos (niggers) -MTV Music Videos (...niggers) -Basically something on every channel including Disney. (especially Disney) Now that that's out on the table, I can safely say I am addicted to masturbation. |
Unfortunaly I can't participate in this wonderfull threads that keep Zel lively for fear of g/f retaliation.
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Your girlfriend doesn't let you beat off?
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I think it's more of the fact of 'sharing personal information' with other people.
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And for me the weirdest thing, that damn Next Door Nikki girl, she never really gets naked you know. |
No I'd just be stuck with "WTF your so wierd!" for the next month.
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Cmon! Tell her you beat off to Domokun!
Or maybe pancake rabbit. |
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No you fool. The title of the thread isn't wether you beat off. It's whats the wierdest thing. Anyone would think your a bit wierd if they found out you fantasize about shorn panda scrotums.
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OH! *Sniff Sniff*
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All furry things count as the "weirdest thing I've ever beat off to." Plain and simple =o
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This thread.
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Drawn Together? Are you SERIOUS?
Get some help, man! |
Well, that Foxy is pretty, you know... animated. Okay, no.
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Wouldnt it suck if his stains got on his weapon and it didnt fire. That would be ironic
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Oh my god, I could only imagine what it would be like if DanXII was still here and he responded to this thread.
DanXII: Jabba the Hutt! |
Oh God.
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Beef jerky.
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Try pounding the pud while staring at the sun.
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