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Penny_Bags 2006-03-21 10:29 AM

Weirdest thing you have ever beat off to?
 
My depressing list:

-Hentai (not often)
-GTA (once... it was a bad place, and that stripper was hot)
-Drawn Together (don't ask)
-Yoga Videos (no regrets)
-Night Elf Dancing (sigh)
-BET Music Videos (niggers)
-MTV Music Videos (...niggers)
-Basically something on every channel including Disney. (especially Disney)



Now that that's out on the table, I can safely say I am addicted to masturbation.

Kaneda 2006-03-21 10:35 AM

Unfortunaly I can't participate in this wonderfull threads that keep Zel lively for fear of g/f retaliation.

Medieval Bob 2006-03-21 01:42 PM

Your girlfriend doesn't let you beat off?

Lenny 2006-03-21 01:44 PM

I think it's more of the fact of 'sharing personal information' with other people.

Sum Yung Guy 2006-03-21 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaneda
Unfortunaly I can't participate in this wonderfull threads that keep Zel lively for fear of g/f retaliation.

Obviously you need a new relationship.


And for me the weirdest thing, that damn Next Door Nikki girl, she never really gets naked you know.

Kaneda 2006-03-21 02:52 PM

No I'd just be stuck with "WTF your so wierd!" for the next month.

Medieval Bob 2006-03-21 04:28 PM

Cmon! Tell her you beat off to Domokun!

Or maybe pancake rabbit.

Sum Yung Guy 2006-03-21 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaneda
No I'd just be stuck with "WTF your so wierd!" for the next month.

You must still be in early highschool then. After high school, nobody gives a fuck if you beat off. Actually I tell my roomates that Im going to go rub one off so I dont get interupted with a knock on the door.

Kaneda 2006-03-21 04:37 PM

No you fool. The title of the thread isn't wether you beat off. It's whats the wierdest thing. Anyone would think your a bit wierd if they found out you fantasize about shorn panda scrotums.

Sum Yung Guy 2006-03-21 04:39 PM

OH! *Sniff Sniff*

KagomJack 2006-03-21 04:44 PM

All furry things count as the "weirdest thing I've ever beat off to." Plain and simple =o

RoboticSilence 2006-03-21 05:38 PM

This thread.

Thanatos 2006-03-21 06:35 PM

Drawn Together? Are you SERIOUS?

Get some help, man!

Grav 2006-03-21 06:45 PM

Well, that Foxy is pretty, you know... animated. Okay, no.

1dumMan 2006-03-21 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sum Yung Guy
You must still be in early highschool then. After high school, nobody gives a fuck if you beat off. Actually I tell my roomates that Im going to go rub one off so I dont get interupted with a knock on the door.

haha well in the army i guess u kinda have to huh SYG??? is it true like in that movie Jarhead when all u have to do when ur bored is 1) read old letters 2)masturbate 3)look at old pictures 4)masturbate 5)masturbate some more and so on and so forth (that is not the true order but something like it) Atleast u have the decentcy to tell ur buddies what you gonna go do so they wont walk in...just make sure u keep it off the sheets, dont want ur NCO to walk in and catch the stains haha...

gruesomeBODY 2006-03-21 09:31 PM

Wouldnt it suck if his stains got on his weapon and it didnt fire. That would be ironic

Demosthenes 2006-03-21 09:51 PM

Oh my god, I could only imagine what it would be like if DanXII was still here and he responded to this thread.

DanXII: Jabba the Hutt!

Thanatos 2006-03-21 10:41 PM

Oh God.

o_O

Sovereign 2006-03-21 11:16 PM

Beef jerky.

Medieval Bob 2006-03-22 08:10 AM

Try pounding the pud while staring at the sun.


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