pineapples... OF DOOM!
 

a simple look at these timid creatures will show that they are just a weird sort of fruit. but look closer, and you will see they are AN EVIL RACE BENT ON HUMAN DOMINATION!!!
Their seemingly harmless nature is merely a ruse so they can increase their numbers and TAKE OVER ALL OF MANKIND!
These strange beings will put the entire world into A NUCLEAR HELLFIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!
"But p1ng, how is that possible?"
BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!! WE MUST FIGHT! We must stand our ground against this unholy of evils and DESTROY THEIR EMPIRE OF DOOM!
I speak this to all who will listen! HEED MY WARNING AND ALL IS NOT LOST!! We can assure ourselve VICTORY!!
Doubt me if you will, but remember: Watch the skies, for they contain the truth. And the government is not your friend...

I don't think I like you much.

Yea.. I'm not feelin' the mindless posts.

it makes perfect sense to me.


Hes saying that pineaples will take over the world, im sure he has one up his ass right now to think that.

you work for THEM, dont you!

I'll make sure I will eat a couple in the near future.

YES! THATS THE SPIRIT! DESTROY THEM ALL!

i used to watch this show called attack of the killer tomatos when i was little...dunno what happend 2 it thuogh...did u make that show p1ng?

nope

Pah, it's not the pineapples you need to worry about. It's the hot dogs. Bastard hot dogs. They sneak onto an order ticket disguised as a cheeseburger, then halfway through the order BAM!...the damn hot dog reveals itself and throws you completely out of rythm. Fucking hot dogs...

I'm quite ashamed, but I actually got a little chuckle at that part when she was talking with herself...

I get a chuckle out of you calling him a "her". Now, Brian. Pull that pineapple out of your ass and you'll realize that you are completely wrong about everything. Not that that's anything new you stupid ass.

Yes, the "BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!!" part was funny.

Go outside and think about what youve done, adam. :Postal:
and how did you get the idea i was a girl? (sif i didnt know...)

Enough of your petty lunch table talk. Let's settle this like men... draw your sword, bitch.

*throws a pineapple at adam*
just for that, im wearing the pineapple shirt tomorrow! :x

perhaps we could use the pineapples to kill saddam???

maybe we could decieve them and make them think saddam is teh leader of the world. then they would attack him, adn we could backstab the pineapples! O_O

Or we could just go to sleep and expect someone to do it for us.

sounds good. but then what?
eat the pineapples?

yes. but first you have to cut them open.

but if we make the pineapples attack saddam then they will destroy his army while his army will eat the pineapples...henceforth destroying 2 birds w/ 1 stone

lets burn the world and eat the pineapples fried!!!then the pineapples will be happy and us too!!! wat a great idea

Oh, why in God's name is this conversation still alive?

it was dead till you posted in it.

Yeah, in my haste I neglected to check the date on the post before mine. Eat my ass.

It would take all night to eat your ass.

You're very good at annoying people you want to ping. http://jessebox.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/O.o.gif

I disagree. He's like a gnat: mildly aggrivating, but easily dismissed.

gnats are annoying as hell

I stand by my point. :)

Gnats in clusters are annoying as hell. One gnat is not. They're not nearly as quick as mosquitos, thus much easier to kill. Plus, they don't really bite you or make a point of doing anything more than buzz around your head.

im better at annoying the people i DONT want to.

i like to think it is annoying when people compare humans to gnats, unless its you p1ng, i changed my mind :D.... but anyways.... the attack of the killer tomatoes, might just be the coolest cartoon of my child hood, in theme...

/me has idea... turn the world into a canned pineapple factory and see what THEY do about it ^^

Make a half of the world into a canopener factory?