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DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-05 11:13 AM

Condoms.
 
What is your girl's preference? My girl likes Trojan Lubricated Ultra-Ribbed "For Her Pleasure".
Just curious, and extremely bored...

Oh yeah, and sometimes when she gives oral she likes to use flavored condoms, she likes the fruit-flavored ones, especially, watermelon.

As for me, I could really care less what condom I use, ribbed, non-ribbed, black, red, bla bla bla.

Hades-Knight 2003-06-05 12:09 PM

Oh im sure of it.

Mantralord 2003-06-05 05:09 PM

Well, since you want my sister to give you oral sex with chocolate flavored condoms...

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-05 05:13 PM

Nah, your sister is only 15. I just like fucking with her head on AIM and seeing how long it takes her to block me.

EX-Mania 2003-06-05 05:15 PM

I wish they made Trojan HIS pleasure.. but... i guess for now its trojan her pleasure lol

tacoX 2003-06-05 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by EX-Mania
I wish they made Trojan HIS pleasure.. but... i guess for now its trojan her pleasure lol

Affirmative ^_^.

Raziel 2003-06-05 06:44 PM

Ha! That was actually pretty good, Ex.

I've got moral issues with premarital intercourse. That and it's just too risky. Unwanted pregnancy, STDs and a girlfriend's violent father are more than enough to keep my dick out of there until I'm hitched.

uncapped 2003-06-05 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Raziel
Ha! That was actually pretty good, Ex.

I've got moral issues with premarital intercourse. That and it's just too risky. Unwanted pregnancy, STDs and a girlfriend's violent father are more than enough to keep my dick out of there until I'm hitched.

Not me. :)

Adrenachrome 2003-06-05 06:50 PM

Raw dawg.

NonGayMan 2003-06-05 06:58 PM

Ruff Ryders

Hades-Knight 2003-06-05 07:03 PM

The best way to prevent unwated pergnacy is to use condom + have the ho use anti preganacy pills

Mantralord 2003-06-05 08:18 PM

The best way to prevent pregnancy is abstinence.

Hmm..sounds like something a black reverend would say...

Grav 2003-06-05 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NonGayMan
Ruff Ryders

http://www.bartleby.com/51/19.gif

A militia created by Teddy Roosevelt, the Rough Riders were the first regiment to enter into the Spanish-American war, and Roosevelt was crowned a hero when they returned victorious.

http://www.bartleby.com/51/11.gif



http://www.theodore-roosevelt.com/osprey.jpg

The following is a point-by-point account of the Charge up San Juan Hill.
The numbers on the description below correspond to the numbers on the map above.

Medieval Bob 2003-06-05 08:28 PM

Rgr Raz
No pref here b'cuz no use.

And yes, I would definately agree that Roosevelt is a good method of contraception.

Eddie_Perez 2003-06-06 12:55 AM

Question, why would you use condoms for oral?

Medieval Bob 2003-06-06 08:38 AM

Answer, herpes.

Doofus_AW 2003-06-06 11:35 AM

The only unwanted pregnancy I have been involved with was due to a broken condom. Hate em, dont use them. Girlfriends on the pill.

Strider Fury 2003-06-06 04:27 PM

just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

Senesia 2003-06-06 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

That's not very nice...

Eddie_Perez 2003-06-06 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.


:haha:

Hades-Knight 2003-06-06 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-06 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie_Perez
Question, why would you use condoms for oral?

She says 'they' taste disgusting and only will do it occasionally without a flavored condom. For those virgin eyes out there, a vagina's taste is the most disgusting thing on the Earth, that ever was and ever will be. So, I just take her word for it that our 'part' is rather foul tasting as well.

No Bob, I do not have Herpes. ;)

P.S. I cannot believe not even one person has replied with their favorite / their girl's favorite!

Grav 2003-06-06 09:54 PM

Uhm.. believe it. You're on Zelaron. The only guy we know has a GF around here is like, Bob. And he's devout Christian, or something.

!King_Amazon! 2003-06-06 09:54 PM

I've never had the need to use one.

Grav 2003-06-06 09:55 PM

This one's for K-A!!

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/g...hitlertime.gif

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-06 10:01 PM

Poor lil' !K_A!...

Medieval Bob 2003-06-06 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
Uhm.. believe it. You're on Zelaron. The only guy we know has a GF around here is like, Bob. And he's devout Christian, or something.

/me reads that several times and assumes Grav is saying that with a Beavis & Butthead voice.

I wanted about 10 episodes yesterday that I dl'd from Kazaa. pwn.

Raziel 2003-06-07 05:33 AM

Whoa, Hitler! Break it down!!

!King_Amazon! 2003-06-07 09:51 AM

If you're gonna show sympathy to me, you should show it to the other thousands of virgins on this board.

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-07 11:00 AM

No, just you will do fine.

!King_Amazon! 2003-06-07 12:13 PM

kthx.

Raziel 2003-06-07 08:29 PM

I can't stop watching that Hitler dance! It's mesmerizing!

Strider Fury 2003-06-09 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Knight-Rider
Quote:

Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

its the way that was meant to be done baby. did you think that they had condoms thousands of years ago? I think not.

badboy 2003-06-09 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Strider Fury
Quote:

Originally Posted by Knight-Rider
Quote:

Originally Posted by Strider Fury
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

This probablby proves why they never came back and why theres so many restraining orders for you.

its the way that was meant to be done baby. did you think that they had condoms thousands of years ago? I think not.

If something works, it was ment to.

zagggon 2003-06-09 10:50 PM

agreed

slaynish 2003-06-13 10:17 AM

i had sex whtn i was 3

slaynish 2003-06-13 10:17 AM

her name was megan yes it was a one dayer when the babysitter caught me and i never came back

Doofus_AW 2003-06-13 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by slaynish
i had sex whtn i was 3

Playing with your lil wee wee is not sex.......


And For the love of GOD learn to spell :rolleyes:

slaynish 2003-06-13 11:44 AM

nigga plz i did that on purpose you overenjoyed twit

Tai 2003-06-13 04:57 PM

Oh wait that's slaynish. N/m he's stupid. Not that it's any concern but I think your diet affects your part's "taste". For example vegetarians are supposed to taste like sugar because of chemicals in the food. But definately no condom, but also definately the pill. Of course its also a good idea (a little bit more risky) to go with the times of her periods. If you hit it right almost 0% chance of pregnancy, no pill no condom needed. It's a little hard if her periods are wierd though. The pill also affects sexual interest after too much usage, which is definately a bad thing.


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