To wash your hands, or not to!
 

Question is, do you wash your hands after going the bathroom? I'm talking about after taking a piss, because everyone should wash after droppin' the cosby kids off at the pool.

I personally do not wash after taking a piss. I figure this, my weener is cleaner than my greasy keyboard, mouse, and controllers.

So, how's about you?

Nah i dont. I figure when you go eat it add to the taste.

Nope. I never do.

Generally not, unless I'm going outside or at someone else's house.

Only if I'm cooking or about to eat, so I said no.

I always wash my hands but i only use soap if i am about ot eat. Otherwise its just a brief rinse under the water.

Yeap, i wash my hands but only when i got something to do afer, if i go to the computer i dont, if i m in a public place i do cuz ppl in washrooms will thinkim a goon if i dont :o

I wash my hands, but I don't use soap. I just rinse them off with hot water.

Washing away all the extra taste.
What a waste...

To quote George Carlin. "I only wash my hands when I SHIT on them."

Only wash spooge and pooge

Although urine contains urea, which is a (deadly?) toxin, so you could probably kill someone if you forced them to drink enough of your piss.

Sounds like so many fetishes wrapped into one frighteningly disgusting package.

Omg im gonna start a business as an assassin !
Im gonna be Killing Whit Piss !

I don't piss on my hands...



But just for info, Urine is 100% sterile when it leaves your body, and only toxic if bacteria has begun growth. No urea is not a poisonous toxin...

Woot, drink piss to survive!

i never wash my hands, even if i drop the nig's off at the pool

Urea is nitrogenous...

So your saying 2 guy in the desert could live several more weeks by pissing in each others mouth ?

Id rather the aswer for that not be found out. But i have heard of a person in teh desert who bottled his urine to drink for rehydration.

i usually wash my hands, but try never to touch bathroom door handles, i open the doors with a paper towel on my hands.

Jeezus you little scumbags, wash your hands!

Well, around here, there is the Norwalk Virus going around. And it is most definatly not fun to have. Constant progectile vomiting and severe diharriha. (I cant spell) I mean, severe.

only if i am in a public place. other wise nope. if your uncoordinated enough to piss on your hands then by all means, wash them. otherwise, it's technically just skin.

I dont wash them eveyr time, sometiems i do, sometimes i dont, depends if im in a hurry.......

There is some statistics about how many different diseases and foul substances can be found on every day objects.
Such as:
On things like shopping trolley handles, bowls of peanuts in bars and petrol pump handles, there was some thing like10 different types of shit, salmonella, Ecolli, the Flue bug and God knows what else !!!

yes...i wash my hands

i wash my hands before i take a piss

why the hell do u wash b4???

He doesn't want his to get his dick dirty?

If you dont thats unsanitary.

i wash if im doin sumthin after.

The problem with doing that is that you remove bad stuff from your body when you urinate. This is why, for example, you have to urinate more often when drinking caffinated soda than when you drink water: your body is trying to get rid of the caffine. If you have a machine to take that stuff out, then it'd work fine, but otherwise, you're just making the stuff build up in your body.

Yes, I always do. Always.

Yeap.

I wash my hands after i take a shower, thats it.











j/k o_0
I always wash my hands.

it would keep u alive a little bit longer than drinking nothing though. and ud have to go straight to a hospital after to flush the toxins.

[QUOTE="haplo"]it would keep u alive a little bit longer than drinking nothing though. and ud have to go straight to a hospital after to flush the toxins.[/QUOTE
Wouldnt it make you crayz

Well, your digestive system would absorb the urea/other toxic chemicals thus putting it back into the bloodstream, but since the kidneys don't filter your blood 100% you'd build up toxins and eventually have your blood be so acidic it would kill the red blood cells that deliver oxygen etc.

Just speculating though...

I always wash my hands after I go to the bathroom

I do wash my hands after piss and cosby kids.