I love my Mountain Dew like it were my sex god.
 

I love my Mountain Dew like it were my sex god.

it reduces your sperm count you know!

It would if I actually had a sperm count...

...Which quite thankfully, I don't.

Just a note, Yellow 5 actually has absolutely no affect on your penis or sperm count, it's a myth.

Wearing wool underwear decreases your sperm count.

And Nestea Ice Tea is good.

Nestea is only good if it's unsweetened. I can't stand any of that flavored crap.

And btw. Tea increases the chances of conception! WOO!

Yeah... if you want a little bastard running around.

And who's to say I don't? :wierd:

yes due to the fact that it creates to much heat, and heats your nuts over the production temperature for sperm.

Fun fact:

Testicles dangle from the body so they can get a bit cooler than the body itself. Anything that holds them closer to the body than normal or heats them decreases your sperm count.

Boxers or freeball people.

yea most everyone already knows this.. and you have a higher risk of having retarded children if you where traditional underwear.

You know, this could become a totally different thread...

I think it has already...

Yep, even has it's own special number and everything.

I just love the title of the thread.

This is a serious problem that happen to most truck driver.

Would you like to suggest something different?

You been shoving bottles ?

Oh my!

For some reason I thought this thread consisted of mountain sex goats. Hmm...

...Goat Sex? And you actually opened the thread thinking that? My goodness, you have some issues to sort out, don't you?

And you don't have to change the name of the thread. It makes me laugh. ^_^

*buys 10 cases of mountain dew*

So that explains it... I mean... WHAT!? NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...

You need an elephant tranq, RS. And this thread needs to be closed. It's going no where.