Chicken....
 

...look some moron closed my thread :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

every time a mod closes absolut's thread, God kills a kitten. :D

yep

Damn MODS HAVE A HEART!!!!!!!!!

they don't :rolleyes:

all your moderators are belong to me.

you can have them!

ewww modcooties, ahhh they're closing me.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

been spamming b-f i see! :eek:

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Well?

I dunno either. :p

-PozerPunk (Does anyone know?)

It couldn't be to get to the other side as chickens have no means for self conscious rational though processes such as I am doing now.

Spam.

Mr Scrotum...can I itch it?

Cause if you ever need a hand, I'm your man.

Just PM me, I'd be glad to help.

:D

-PozerPunk (Always willing to lend a hand.)

it looks like you have a boyfriend scrotum :eek:

Now let's just get this straight once and for all...

I'm not gay...my boyfriend is. :p

Heh, nah, I'm straight as an arrow.

:D

-PozerPunk (Absolut and Scrotum, sittin in a tree...)

kay-eye-ess-ess-eye-en-gee....

Couldn't you have just put...

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

!?

That would have been much easier.:p

-PozerPunk (Silly goose)

that makes waaaayyy too much sense for me (duh)

Ohhh...

Sorry, didn't realize you were one of those "I gotta be confusing" type of people.

:D

-PozerPunk (I'm never confusing)

Pozer, you saying me, your bf, I'm gay? You're the one who sucked my dick... lol

i dont wanna know, i dont wanna know, i dont wanna know....

Just don't ask... teehee lol

It's too late...

You all know now.

I SUCKED WICCAN'S CYBER-PENIS

-PozerPunk (It was good too)

lmfao how true, how true

did he swallow? or gargle?

Or GARGLE?

Damn bitch, you're a sick mother fucker!

But yes...nevertheless...he DID gargle...

:D

-PozerPunk (*Gurggle gurggle*)

lol yah im sick and twisted, i know. as they say.. "sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me"

*Cracks a whip across JR's bare back*

How did that one feel?

-PozerPunk (*Snap*)

stop it, you're turning me on....

What about whipping me... :( Do you not love me anymore? :(

*Cracks whip across Wiccan's penis*

There ya go bud.

*Pull out Cat-o-Nine Tails for the next whipping...*

:D

-PozerPunk (Feel this one...)

ouchie

i leave this forum for a day and you all turn gay on me :eek:

do u need it rubbed better? im sure pozer will be more than happy to help out lol jk

We can't help it you sexy thang... lmfao j/k I dunno its a recent trend

yeah.....
http://www.ratpacksquad.com/DeltaFor...cs/gayness.jpg

::gasp:: pozer run!! it found you!!

HOLY SHIT O_O WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED HERE!?!?!?

rampant homosexuality... everywhere...

hey big boy... come over here... lolol

hmm... you need some work on that spam young grasshopper :eek: