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You were a formidable opponent, yet you just didn't have the stamina. Boy. :eek:

okay i'm clueless, what ya guys talkin about?? :-/

j/w wtf are yall talkin about?

you wouldn't understand.

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Originally posted by SpicyMeatBall
you wouldn't understand.

It must be some kind of kinky sex ritual...

Sick perverts. :p

Next time call me over to join. :D

-PozerPunk (I'm a contortionist)

Pozer, ur welcome at my house anytime... lol

:noid:

Las sacapuntas es bonitas.

Go look it up.

:D

-PozerPunk (I hated spanish class)

i didn't need to look it up:
"the pencil sharperners are beautiful" ?

The sacapuntas is pretty.

my translation...

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Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta
j/w wtf are yall talkin about?

Spam warfare :eek:

interesting topic must take many hours of strategic thinking

Spam is an ancient art dating back to the 1960s and Monty Python's Flying Circus.

hhmmm haven't seen that one could you use the ancient spam art and enlighten me?

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Originally posted by JohnnyTAE
hhmmm haven't seen that one could you use the ancient spam art and enlighten me?

Young man, where have you been! :eek:

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Monty Python's Flying Circus Episode 25
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: (to Waitress) Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!

i hope you didn't type all of that :eek:

monty python rules!!!

Ah yes...

The beloved Monty.

Though all I have seen is "The Holy Grail", he is at the top of my "Comedies I like" list.

:D

-PozerPunk (Run away! Run away!)

get "and now for something completely different" funny funny stuff. so random lol

I saw "The holy grail" too.
It was hilarious sometimes, for instance, when the good guy fought the black knight.

BK: I will stab you with my sword!
(The hero chops Black Knight's arms off)
BK: I will kick you until you bleed!
(The hero removes BK's legs with his sword)
BK: Come here and I will bite you!

Yeah, yeah!

Then , as the BK just has his torso and head left he says:

"Come back you yellow bastard!"

Poor guy...

:D

-PozerPunk (The Rabbit)

umm i speak no spanglish!! just to let ya know i'm still clueless!! :0/

Go rent the movie.

You will know exactly what we're talking about :D

Good ol' Monty.

-PozerPunk (Life of Brian is good too)

Thanxz for using the spam technique to enlighten me with even more useless knowledge;)

"come back here you yellow-bellied bastard! I'll bite your legs off!!"

That's just a flesh wound!