France out to conquer again
 

I think that France is creating hidden cyborgs to help take over the world! The thing is, they may be made in France, but they are made of Arabian parts >.> France is out to conquer the world again....

This is getting absurd.

Or, is it so absurd, that it could be...true?

:D

France also has a secret pact with Russia. If France conquers America, Russia gets California.

Lmao if you think France ever conqured the world then your an idiot. You could hardly call what Napoleon did "Conquer the world", after all look what the Russians did to his army... FRANCE SUCKS!!!!!

France has some dark secrets that we may never know zag. Never ever cut out the seemingly weakest link...

France was a powerful nation at one time.

No your wrong Jack the French are pussies, for heavens sake they let the weak little Italians under Mussolini beat them, if that does not scream pussies then nothing does.

Please read closely:

I dun care so hah!

you should, they're slowly gathering their strength again :o

Napolean conquered all of Europe. That's 1/7th of the world. He would have had it if he hadn't tried to invade huge-ass Russia. Anyways, that's something..

yeah, it's all because of Mother Russia's Scorched Earth Policy! Well, I've to believe that France will get all the major world leaders high and then take over the country while they are impaired.

France isn't powerful, just currupt. I mean, look at what they did to the U.N. through Iraq.

Who wants a freedom fry?

France couldn't even win a war against my lame-ass town. We would own them so much because they would be too busy using each other as horses and riding each other. And since we have more nukes than anybody else, let's point them skyward and make the Eifell Tower go KABOOM!

can we strap my French teacher to the nuke?

Yes, along with all the gay people, and bisexuals (you).

(Ok, you need to get off the bisexual thing now. It's immature and old now)

Well, France may be too much of a pussy to fight, but they don't have troubles getting assassins :P

I think the French are pretty much communist, we shouldn't be their "ally".

where is the le pussay

I think we should invite Britain to join us in taking it over.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I think you should take your own advice MJ. Zagggon said Jack, as in KagomJack. He wasn't talking to you, so your retalion wasn't neccescary.

But Zagggon and Kagom are both borderline homosexual, and you aren't, so you win. :)

haha when penny_bags defends me then you know you went wrong