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Freestyle rap motherfucks!
Ok every reply to this thread must be in freestyle rap k nigga?
let me start thigns up: yo yo zelaron this is KR about to drop you a song you niggas tried to bust a cap on my son i take out my shotgun and shoot you in the cojon if you got what it takes come out and drop me a bomb as far as i know you aint got shit in your mothers home |
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agreed Mjordan...
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Wow, thats a new pic for you.
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You come out actin like you can freestyle//
your rhymes are weak, i'm so bad, an exile// don't start actin a lifestyle you can't handle// I'll dismember you, put your head on my mantle// load my Ak with a lyrical magazine, set it on burst// you be goin home in a mother fuckin hurse// I'm droppin a bomb on this louzy ass thread// rappin rhymes so hard, makin you look like a sped// this freestyle is over, I got the win in my bag// clearly no room for you, a wanna be fag// BITCH!! |
That was...pretty good.
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Don't make fun of me for stooping to their level of wannabe-rapper-esque crap, but I figured since I'm wearing a pink shirt, I might as well bring my level of raging homosexuality for myself to an all-time high.
Stop with the rhymes you queer little bitch, Your flee-like spits are giving me an itch, It's useless to battle, you ain't gonna win, I'll slap you around like a killer whale's fin, It'll hurt like a bitch, but you ain't much more, You're weak little snippits are making me snore, That's all I've got, so now I'll quit, The tirade's over, so close this shit. |
lmao, it pays to know what your talking about, Hades. Some people seem more intelligent until they speak... Then again, haven't seen a pic of you so I can't decide.
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He posted his picture SOEMWHERE recently in the off topic forums. Cant remember where though >_<
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Doesn't matter, I'll just base my view of him on what I have read here in this thread until more evidence either way comes along.
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Oh no, I'm stuck in my truck
All alone, sitting next to a duck I hope it doesn't want me to fuck I don't want to bust a nut Why am I living in Americunt Skeet skeet skeet I'm leet leet leet You just got served Now get down on your knees and suck my bird |
You say your leet leet leet
but all you do is , beat, the , meat You ain't ever gonna serve no one unless you workin at the drivethru, big son and Uncapped had better watch his back kangomjack is movin in next door, and wants a peice of that ass Tyrannacide thinks he can rap, thinks he can rhyme but everytime he makes a reply, you think it should be a crime mjordan2nd ain't that good i reckon guess his mommas making appearences on zel again And sov, I'm guessin he might be a jew and Hades just got put down like a flaming pile 'of poo so ima have to say bye bye click right fast, and post my quick reply |
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God dammit! |
Seems to be a pattern between that and the bees, maybe the world is out to get you Raziel. Trying to make you choke on mountain dew and sting the piss out of you.
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That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out.
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Then you'll wake up and decide it's time to stop smoking crack.
God damn crack dreams. |
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D3v you teh racist fux you need to get your ass back in the klux you ain't got shit like my nigs from the bronx they open your anus like a bottle of wine pop your fucking cap then we rdy to dine can of whoopass opened on yo spine back to your knees where yo ass was assigned |
How might I be a jew?
I don't see how this is funny, but apparently I have a bad sence of humor. |
Your fighting a battle you will never win//
your rhymes are weak, son it is a sin// I enter the room and the lights go dim// i'm the rhyme master,you all write me a hymn// I am god to all you little wanna be nelly// bitch, you actin like you will be on the tele// but everyone here knows, i am the only one// lurkin in the darkness, you all tryin to nunn// just in case you don't know--v nunn = avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of hymn = a song of praise |
Dude like 5 posts were deleted form this thread......why do mods have to be such assholes!!
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I like men
I live in a hen I'm not black I'm not wack I'm white And I cause a fright Molesting is what I do Tell all your children to hide at the zoo Yep, you guessed it right Jenna Jameson's pussy is very tight But I don't have a pussy I talk like a wussy Although, I wish I had one I used to be a Nigerian I belong to the Black Sun Faction My name is Michael Jackson |
How about you record it... instead of taking minutes and minutes to write down. Freestyle is supposed to be about quick thinking, and your ability to rap... NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT OTHER DISS RHYMES WITH SHIT IN 30 MINUTES SO YOU CAN "BATTLE" ONLINE! :(
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Ima racist fuck!? Its ok if i drag niggas behind my truck If i ever do get into the klux, its gonna be for protection, from slappin u up shit if I lived in the bronx i'd move, those africans look like they espaced from a zoo fuck opening my ass like wine, i'd run and hide in a ditch when they come out and i'm unnoticed, i'd make everyone my bitch can of whoopass does no harm ima get my swager on put on the charm, and do harm to your mom |
Crumpet stuffing is very fun
Y halo thar Mr. Clerk, do you have a hamburger bun Would you care for a spot of tea Excuse me sir, I have to pee And I as I go to the bathroom I hear a rather disturbing boom Somebody crept up behind me And grabbed my weewee It just happened to be George Bush So I asked him, whattya doin yew lil' douche What's up lobsterbacks, muh name is Tony Blair And if you fuck with me, I'll send off a flair Right into yer eye BITCH O noes, my balls have an itch |
NGM > everyone.
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I was walkin down the street so cool and fine,
when i saw yo momma in the welfare line. She was pushin and shovin with no respect, all she wanted was a welfare check. If you really wanna battle lets get it started, cause ya rhymes got AIDs and your dads retarded. I will open your ass so fucking wide, that you will start to look like tyrannicide. BOOM! |
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Okay, here I go.
I was walking down the steet. (bobs head) and I fucked your mom. |
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I aint no wigger,
so i don't like to rap, im sick of all these niggers, talkin about "bustin a cap", but their wangs are bigger, so im gonna go take a nap, and dream, about having a massive dong, and rockin out the porno scene, with my tremdously awesome schlong. Omg h4x |
Nice quadruple post Penny.
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I was thinking about going for 5.
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Your actin all cool, callin me a rapper wanna be//
your spittin out rhymes, weak but to blind to see// get off your high horse, no way your a gee// you could only produce an album by payin the right fee// I give you props since you keep on tryin// but it is obvious that your skills keep dyin// Originality gone, i'm gonna set you in your place// you are of no more, nuthin but a welfare case// your vocab is as large as the word kite// i'm finished this diss, steppin back from the mic// the crowds yellin, callin for an encore// no need to continue, I just ran up the score// Ne of u step back on my court and ur dead. |
Tyran ur rhymes sounds like fucken poems man make them more hmm violent and make them flow better hehe hades knows how i rap... ill post in a bit
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omg look fellas there we have our own mother goose!........ Hes filled with anger just because his mother is a protitute........... listen t dont get mad at us cuz your mother is loose it aint my fault she was getting boned by the skin flute wich has HiV and AIds and then she was bouncing up and down, broke her leg inside of an escalade.
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yo, d3v is lucky i dont hit him and dismantle his bodie with a bus. mother fucker is lucky i dont slit open his nuts. mother fucker is lucky i dont cut off his dick and smack him with it in disgust, but in reality what i can do is take his ass back to diablo and rape him with my caducus.
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BtW... Platnum that shit was funny lol
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Whoa there Chief//
Use the edit feature// Before I cap your ass// Like an in-season creature// Thank you. |
Hahahaha, nice vollstrecker.
And random noob with the alternating capital letters, your "rapping" sucked dick, especially because you actually tried. |
penny i know your not talking about me.
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