Howdy, fuckers.
 

Your favorite asshole is back! :)

(Don't ban me, please.) ^_^

I don't remember you so you probably weren't anyone important.

As long as you're not The1, it is probably easier to deal with.

I am not The1. Does he still try to come here?

Well, last week he made 2-3 new names. Redyoshix, and Fatal1ty are ones, and maybe another. He is just so unbelievably retarded it ain't even funny. Read the 'hi' thread in the Flame Forum, look at how he is so utterly demented.

That guy has been trying to post here since I first came here, around the middle of 2003, I guess. Some people need to learn when to give up..

HEY, I remember you. We joined ... like the same day. Uh good to hear your back.

The1 can't give up; Zelaron is his life.

uh unfortunatly if I remember correctly u were ignorant, stupid and fucking annoying, but maybe I'm wrong :wierd:

I'll go look up some posts of u to see if I'm right

I remember you, i hated you. This hatred must go on. WB to the forums...

No, that's slaynish, D3V, and The1. :grin:

You were quite the nuisance though from what I remember. Weren't you Banned like 12039281039182 times? :D

Yes, I was a nuisance.

No, I was never banned.

I remember you, unfortunately. Your crappy-but-unbelievably-long flaming style has burned a hole in my retina forever.

But welcome back nonetheless. Let's hope this time away was spent studying to improve oneself.

I smell a fucktard.

Actually, you're my least favorite asshole. I am my favorite asshole, followed closely by Grav and Denis Leary.

Speaking of Denis Leary, did you watch no cure for cancer tonight? I still laugh everytime I see it.

Fuck you, I never get cited as being an asshole. Time to go drown some babies.

Maybe you're just not one of his favorite assholes?

Yeah, that's a safe bet... Raziel is cool tho of course, I was just fucking.

What trait of mine is favored by you?


Perhaps my big, big, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig <3?

Raz I didn't know you were a homosexual, knowing now you like Grav and Denis Leary's assholes.....

thats really disgusting.[/sarcasm]

Why do you even try?

Good kwestshun.

Maybe he likes biiiiiiig shit?

Wasn't The1 a friend of Chruser?

Can someone get rid of The1 already!?

If he's not gone by now, how do you expect to make him leave?

yOu CaNt CoNtRoL ME!!!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Penny, I never said you aren't one of my favorites. And you can be quite an asshole when you feel so inclined (that's meant as a compliment). Grav is just capable of an unfathomable amount of dickery, and Denis Leary is the man.

And DFD, my favorite trait of yours is your abundant supply of bagels.

We now have a ribbed bagel in stock, and they come pre-lubed!

It'd better not be any of that "parkay" crap, because that shit gives me a rash.

Thank God this conversation is going over my head. Or am I just ducking so that it does?

Um.. I have no idea what's going on.

It's all in the angle and velocity, my friend. You have much to learn.

Then get the hell out, because this is normal.