is jesus coming back, or what?
 

been a long while, think the old messiah's coming back any time soon?

Nonexistant.

About the same chances as Sirpullido coming back.

He better not revive anywhere near me coz I'm gonna wack the fucker if I see him. :Postal: ^o^

Are you talking about Sirpullido or Jesus?

I'm assuming he was talking about jesus, due to the fact that there is an angel in his little 'picture'.

I hate people that don't capitalize the first letter of their sentences, or proper nouns..

Oh, and not in our lifetimes.

He will eventually come back, but as Titus said, not in our lifetimes.

I killed Jesus.

well if you think about it Jesus could have been some crazy guy. if some one would pop up saying he was Jesus today we would lock him up. :grin: :grin: :grin:

Until he performs miracules(sp?) and shite.

What kind of miracles is he gonna perform in a mental hospital?

Well, He's the son of God. I'm sure if needed, He could perform an adequate miracle. I think raining frogs would be sufficient.

(Do you capitalize He when He = Jesus or only when He = God?)

Cure everyone and turn the Doctors mentally incapable?

Eh, I think you capitalize both of them? Divinity has its perks.

Yeah, capitalize both.

Other than the raining frogs bit. If he cured the inmates no-one would notice, ever heard the words "I'am not crazy" out of a crazy person's mouth? As for the doctors, should he the son of god do something as evil as makeing a sane man insane, they would just lock up the docs saying it was stress form work that did it.

Mental hospitals are a form of Hell to the patients, I'm pretty sure that cureing them wouldn't be a bad thing. And how do you people know He isn't going to come back soon? He could come back at any time. (God = He = Jesus)

God=He=Jesus=Nonexistant.

plz read my full post.

um.. guys.. this was supposed to be a joke thread.

i'm atheist. no god. no heaven. no hell. bible = fiction.

You posted it in general convo....

Why did you post a joke thread in general convo.

DAMN YOU!!!!

where would you like me to post it? somewhere no one will read it? at least it got some good feedback. i didn't expect it to.

You say that you don't believe in God. Jesus historically existed, no matter if you believe he is the "Son of God" or not. So, first off, you are wrong by saying Jesus=Nonexistant, therefore, the comment "nonexistant" is void. Also, by saying that Jesus=He=God, you are saying that you believe in the correlation of Jesus being God. This means that you have Christian beliefs, and are therefor going to Hell because of your sins of calling Jesus nonexistant. But that doesn't matter, just ask for forgiveness and pay the Pope in little boys.

Im a Christian, so I believe so. No idea when, though. Maybe a couple hundred (thousand?) years.

One more quick thing.

I am Jesus.

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How about you don't add all those damn periods in your post next time?

And KA, you got owned by Penny. :(

wait, my post? wtf, thanatos?

Y not in our lifetimes?

I do believe in a god, just not the one that is associated with Jesus, because I don't believe Jesus was the son of God, he's just the son of some slut who fucked someone and said she didn't and people were stupid enough to believe her.

But that doesn't change the fact that I owned you. I was pointing out, that no matter what you believe, your statement was false.

Gg, you are l3374r than me.

maybe so, but you have a r33t postcount !K_A!.

That I do. I wonder if I can hit 9K by midnight...

gogopk keke~ -_-;

Edit:

sorry. after reading that, i realized what blatant spam that was.

That was quite a spam.

so was that.

Jesus is dead and will remain dead.

I am teh j3suZ!?!?!?!?!