Just when you.......
 

Just when you think you've seen it all, something shows up.
Two nights ago i was working cell block, one of the regular crew called in and I'am one of the fall back guys, So i was running showers. I Started at 1800 and finnished at 2230, damn it was hot in there. Anyway after I was finnished Lt. Hodge called me into the one-on-one room and told me i was gonna work suicide watch for the night. Its an easy job, sit in an airconditioned room and log down what 5 guys are doing every 15 minutes. For the first couple of hours it was pretty boaring because they were all sleeping. Well about 0230 the guy in the first cell, which he is striped naked and only given a matress to sleep on, jumps up and starts giggling. He is a bit crasy. Well after about 10 minutes of non-stop giggles he sits back down and starts picking the hair off his balls. My god how boared do have to be to pick the hair off your balls one by one.......... I'am sure iam gonna see something stranger, but i pray its not going to be as desgusting as this sight.. I don't get payed enough to see that.

So what did u write in the log? Prisoner pulling the hairs of his balls 1 by 1? :haha:

They have codes we put down. I put 10 / 20, 10 is "siting or lying" and 20 is "other".

you work at a prison?

Yup, at a privatly owned one at that!!!!

I feel sorry for you masterac. And I thought me not having cable for the night was bad... :(...although I still don't have my cable back.....FUCK YOU COMCAST!

well...they don't pay you enough to witness something like that O.o o.O

They should just hire Kagom, he'd work for free.

...i wouldn't work for free.

of course.....he'd get personal satisfaction just watching that.

Thanks. That was the joke..

Yeah. Don't you fuck with these guys or anything? Get creative!

ROFL! That is some crazy shit.

That sux bad.

He gets to eat steaks and shit in front of them. Just tease, but he cant go and punch them in the face.

I'm pretty sure that masterAC doesn't eat steak while watching inmates -_-.

I was at a jailhouse once, had to walk through this small area where all the inmates were. One of them slapped my ass (I was like, 7 at the time) and goes "Cute"...that still has scarred me :/

Ah! now we know why you turned out that way!

that has nothing to do with me being bisexual...that was just a little kid being scared shitless by an inmate who probably was a child molestor.

I did that one time, culinary (the good cooks) made some steaks for the officers.
Well its a little hard to fuck with the guys on suicicde watch when they are sleeping, you are sitting in a sound proof room so alll you can really do is flip them the bird and eat food they arent gonna taste for 10 to 20.

I thought the story was going to go, "he tied his ball hairs together and hung himself."

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

GG platnum!

Ha.

Hahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha, that was the first time I have actually laughed out loud in the longest time on Zelaron.com. Excellent work Platnum.

And MAC, is there any way you can encourage them to commit suicide?

Not without getting fired, and if found out I encoruged them I would be jailed. I belive its a 7 to 10 year sentence If an officer helps an inmate commit suicide. I'll go look it up and find the term.

Edit:

Couldnt find the term online or in my employee hand book, and I'am not gonna ask at work Because they'll put me working the trusty dorm, Which is were all the rats are housed. You do anything wrong in there and the warden hears about it the next day.

That's fucking awesome, Platnum. Kudos.

*WHAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!*

I think (I heard this) that helping an inmate commit suicide is like, 5-20 years

Could you kidnap an inmate and brainwash him/her to think you are god?

Theres allready a few in there that think the cats that wonder around the prison are gods messengers..
i just stay away from those, talking to the guy that thinks he's a boxing champ is kinda funny tho.

Dude, go to work dressed as an angel and see what they say!

I would be sent home for being out of uniform.
uniform is
Class A shirt
Class A pants or BDUs (I wear 501 Tacts)
Black Shoes
Optional Black Cap

post a pic of the outfit, lol.

he has uniform fetish.

There is a picture of him, in uniform, in the Zel member's picture thread.

lol, didn't quite catch that.

Just for your "uniform fetish"
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/...thos/shoes.jpg
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/...thos/shirt.jpg
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/...thos/badge.jpg
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/...athos/logo.jpg
No pic of pants cus there in the wash.