Who would you rather: part 2
 

The rare hominid in the right of this pic:

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/Ro...ence-thing.jpg

or its cousin:

http://www.hamletcroft.co.uk/jabba.jpg

Sighs...........

You...I'd rather do you than either of those, Mj.

Jabba. Why? Well, it's a stretch, but I think my reasoning is relatively solid.

At some point, Jabba had a nearly nude Princess Leia on his tubby hide. Now I'm willing to bet that Jabba's bathing habits are pretty irregular at best, and as such, there is a fairly good chance that she left some sort of sexy residue on him. If I had to bone one of them, I'd pick the Hutt, because at the very least I might get some of Leia's sweet secretions on me.

The converse is much more horrifying. At some point, that ape-beast at the top might have had a nearly nude Dan on her. That's a lose-lose situation if I've ever seen one.

So, in conclusion, Jabba the Hutt would have to be my choice.

Edit:

Oh my God! Jabba's got 100% of the vote so far! Hahahaha!!!

Ok, now visualize dan and the she-whale....HAHA!

Holy fuck, I just choked on a chip. That is the greatest funniest fucking post ever.

Yeah, I thought it was pretty sweet too.

Heh, we should hunt down dan and give him this link. I'm sure that would make his fucking day.

He's never online, but his bro pimpiroth is. He signs onto yahoo all the time and sometimes on aim.

Do it !

He'd kill himself. Or maybe he'd agree with us. If he did, I think we'd have to invite him back into the community because that would be the fucking funniest thing ever.

Dude... Dan is such a pimp.

On a side note, can we pick the razor blade? Think about that for two seconds.

If it was one of the poll options I probably would have chosen that over Jabba.

I'm sticking with my "Leia Leftovers" theory.

fat aliens appeal more to me than shaved gorillas ^_^

When you get right down to it, you'd still be porking a fat space lizard....or Jabba the Hutt.

Your point being...?

For once, we agree!

Well, besides the fact that we both thinks your band kicks serious ass.

OH DAMN, now I finally remember that picture of Dan's "girl". All this time it was brought up I didnt know what the fuck you ppl where talking about, now I understand :cry:

hello bastards.I voted for my girlfriend of course. I am glad you all reminded me of why i left zelaron. That was a very kind thing for all of you to do for me.

Welcome back.

Ok, leave this place again you whale fucking moron.

just because 99% of the people are mean to me at zelaron doesn't mean I am going to stop visiting here. I will keep posting here until you all die.

Relax my bretherin. This isn't the flame forum, don't turn it into one.

I'm pretty sure you'll die before us...probably from being crushed by that she-hulk you call a girlfriend.

I already know that i will not be crushed by my gf because i haven't been able to see her at all. Her mom hates me so I am not even allowed to talk on the phone with her. I don't care what any of you say.I will never hate any of you.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I always knew that shinto was one of..... them. :weird:

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Yay Gay Mexicans

...What the fuck?!


*Head Explodes*

Shinto once told me that his mom looks a lot like him.

hey shinto don't be sad.

I'd be sad if my girlfriend looked like yours.

Just sad? I'd be suicidal.

In defence of dan and his gf, she may not be pretty... by far (sorry dan its my opinion) but she has a nice personailty.

Hey, I have a nice personality, but I sure as hell hope that none of you would be bonin' me.

What does nice personality have to do with fucking?

Well, if she's his girlfriend, I'm guessing fucking is involved.

Kagom would bone you....ZING.