A friend of mine bought me my first 'big knife'
 

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A guy bought me a knife, he's 16, so he can buy knives in the state of missouri.

Thats what it looks like, except the cutting edge is silver/white.

Machete's fucking rock. I was sharpening it 3 hrs straight, and it cuts well now.

That's.. dumb, heh. Go cut bamboo.

what are you going to do with that except cut plants all day? or are you going to be jason reborn

Well, he's ugly, and everyone hates him. So probably.

yeah lets go throw him in a lake

hes going to become a dark ninja with mystical powers!





or hes just gonna cut the fat off his chin...

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Should have gotten a katana.

Yes , those rock.
Even a fucking kitchen knife cuts better than a Machete :p

Jasons Machete gets the job done though!

just don't forget to cut from up to down, not from left to right...

by the way, you'd have been better off with a tanto or something that looks cooler

Hehe , yes.

here are some instructions :

Wonder how many people you helped to suicide there Death.

Hmm , I hope as much as possible :p

Yeah... go ahead joke about suicide all you want. Fine. But your signature is fucking retarded. My cousin and a very close friend died earlier in the year because they didn't have their seatbelts on. Joking about that isn't funny to me. Take it like a man. Hah. I am sure both of these guys could have beat the living shit out of you.

I thought I replied to this thread... But I didn't! :D :D :D

Same here, im on a role to get 2000 posts. Thats a pretty shitty knife. Its just long, but has no uber awsome design to it.

Im all aware of this

It doesnt cut well, but you can easially fix that with some elbow greese and a knife sharpener. Or you can pay 10$ to get it sharpened. Its just a big knife, i know, it looks neat because its a BIG knife.

I didnt say it was uber or owning or 'pwn' or anything.

He just bought me a big knife.

And I wouldn't accept it cuzz its not umber pwning. im just sayin.

OH GOD MY ARMF UCK FUCK DHSFUSDGF

are you dead yet?

I got big knives too.

I have a 22" Machete, a 14" Machete, and a Kukri.

Kukris own.

Well, i bought mine to show it off, and just to fuck around with my friends, none of them knows i have it yet, and im going to pull it on them when they sleep over.

Mine was 6$.

Thats why i havnt said " Nuh huh, its relly good lol!"

I thought you said your friend bought it for you...

He bought it for me.

I was just with him, you have to be 16 to buy knifes, and you all know i'm 12.

Fair enough.

Really? Wow, you learn something new every day.

This is the most retarded thread I have ever read.

You are the most retarted lifeform i've ever set eyes upon.

Just B& yourself.

B + & = Banned

Just banned yourself?

:rolleyes:

But is it really?

[Mutter=Under breath] Click on the link and it takes me to a thread and the thread is bad so I read through it and shit and then I realise what it is and I curse myself all beacuse of the thread and shit and...oh well.[/Mutter]

Slaynish, Knife 'im (Penny, not Raz. No, not Raz. Def. not Raz. He'd hurt me. SO don't knife Raz).