***very Important*** >>>all Read<<<
 

Living proof, that Mjordan, our Mjordan2nd, is white.

PimpinestJuice69: You're white, arent you?
Mjordan2nd: Yes.

Just so all of you know.

He will probably post some bogus converstation saying that i told him to say yes.

At all causes, DO NOT BELIEVE WHATEVER HE SAYS.

He lied to us once. He will do it again. :weird:

But he's a nigger on the inside, and that's all that really matters.

True...

Less explicit though.

Thank you.

Who knows, he may just be lying...

He's white.

Okie dokie.

Indeed, friend.

What if I was white?

Yo, yo
What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
Blond hair, blue eyes
The whole shibang
I know one thing
Police wouldn't always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
(Can I get your autograph?)
Yellow cabs in the cities that stop for me
I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property
If I was white
Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store
Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)
Because I'm black I rob
And automatically assume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white
I wouldn't thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)

If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (ummmmmmmm?)
What shade would I be?
Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, prepi or high class?
YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
In any case that be ill shit right? (Yep)
But there's a good and bad out of being white
You can't say the N word without starting a fight
(What's UP MY BROTHER?)
True dance it'll be, I had two left feet
Even if I was white
Plaque still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?)
Is it a minfo
Or do I really have a little dick (Nah, it's true!)
If I was white
I would probably listen to hardcore rock
and covered my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)

Yo,yo,yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn't even think the same
I watched Tennis and golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
In it probably wouldn't never even been an Onyx shit
I be serice sippin vadka and tonixs
Smokin on them all on a marboral
instead of a nueport
I live in Long Island
Instead of New York
If I was white
I probably couldn't dunk
Cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the trees spots
Cuz all the niggas trend think I was a cop

Less copy and paste.

Sorry, mate (can't say nigga since I'm white and everything). I'll type everything out next time!

Thank you

I'm black.

You're almost as white as an albino horse!

I've seen Titus without his mask on.

http://www.archives.gov/exhibit_hall..._black_man.jpg

Edit:

I can't believe I read a slaynish thread.

Honestly, when have you heard a white person calling another white person "mate" - unless you've been to Australia.

I say m8 and mate all the time.

Its perfectly natural

-1337514y

m8

Haha. You. Natural. Hahahahahahaha.

*kills himself*

lole!

You killed yourself because of the little sense you made in that post!

Haha. You. Natural. Hahahahahahaha.

*kills himself*

lole!

You killed yourself because of the little sense you made in that post!

im australian!

G'day mate, u gonna eat them banga's 'n' mash?

i doubt none of u even know what that means!


for along time ive assumed that mj was white.

You're doubting that people know what bangers and mash are???

Are you crazy???

Everyone knows what bangers and mash are.

Or at least, everyone I know does.

What the hell are bangers and mash?

Don't insult Skinheads! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!!

S.H.A.R.P.

SkinHeads Against Racial Prejudice!

Heh , thats funny :D

Dont insult skinheads though , its like insulting my familie ;p

Bangers - Sausages
Mash - Mashed Potato

Bangers 'n' Mash - Sausages and mashed Potatoes

/me VOMITS AN EXTREME AMOUNT. FUCK YOU, SOV.

OHHHH SNAP.. I know you didn't!

what.. the..fuck! sov u r grosse for posting that uglyness

i was really doubtful he was black too, not to be uh racist or whatever, not many black people know that much at his age.....

Not to be racist or anything, but you are fucking stupid.

At least it's not racist.

It's true though.

Yea . . . I hope you realize I was joking when I told Slaynish I was white.

(23:56:24) PimpinestJuice69: You're white, arent you?
(23:56:40) Mjordan2nd: lol...no
(23:56:44) Mjordan2nd: what do u want me to say?
(23:56:56) PimpinestJuice69: Yes.
(23:56:58) PimpinestJuice69: say yes next okay
(23:57:01) PimpinestJuice69: You're white, arent you?
(23:57:09) Mjordan2nd: Yes.
(23:57:14) Mjordan2nd: Thats going on the forums isnt it
(23:57:17) PimpinestJuice69: Yep.
(23:58:56) PimpinestJuice69: dont deny it..
(23:58:58) PimpinestJuice69: when u post
(23:58:59) PimpinestJuice69: just say like
(23:59:07) PimpinestJuice69: " ..No.. they must never know.."
(23:59:09) PimpinestJuice69: or something
(23:59:10) PimpinestJuice69: becuase
(23:59:13) PimpinestJuice69: its a funny,a nd i made the funny
(23:59:16) PimpinestJuice69: so you're going to help it live
(23:59:25) Mjordan2nd: I think I'll just post the convo...
(23:59:30) PimpinestJuice69: no
(23:59:32) PimpinestJuice69: dont be ghey
(23:59:35) PimpinestJuice69: you stupid fat
(23:59:51) PimpinestJuice69: liek.. poost it AFTER we fool those noobsw
(00:00:04) Mjordan2nd: *sigh*...tonite...
(00:00:54) PimpinestJuice69: rofl
(00:01:03) PimpinestJuice69: you're all " *sigh*" and i'm all " rofl"
(00:01:16) Mjordan2nd: lol
(00:01:22) PimpinestJuice69: lmao
(00:01:26) PimpinestJuice69: that was the funniest thing i've ever said..
(00:01:38) Mjordan2nd: You're not very funny...
(00:02:09) PimpinestJuice69: dude
(00:02:10) PimpinestJuice69: there kaos goes
(00:02:13) Mjordan2nd: lol
(00:02:15) PimpinestJuice69: calling you that.. n... word..
(00:02:19) Mjordan2nd: Yea...i saw that
(00:02:20) Mjordan2nd: oh wekk
(00:02:22) Mjordan2nd: well*
(00:02:25) PimpinestJuice69: dont worry
(00:02:31) PimpinestJuice69: i've got your baqq
(00:02:41) PimpinestJuice69: i was on yahoo chat watching this black lady type
(00:02:54) PimpinestJuice69: and every time there was a " c-k" in a word; like Fuck, she would say " Fucc"
(00:03:02) PimpinestJuice69: so you've gotta do that from now on okay?
(00:03:05) Mjordan2nd: lol
(00:03:18) Mjordan2nd: I thought I wasn't allowed to misuse the English language?
(00:03:27) PimpinestJuice69: Fucc that.
(00:03:28) PimpinestJuice69: rofl
(00:03:45) Mjordan2nd: So, now, what if I want to say something like "gucci?"
(00:03:52) PimpinestJuice69: hmm
(00:03:52) Mjordan2nd: Do I say "Gucki?"
(00:03:59) PimpinestJuice69: then you say "Gukki"
(00:04:04) Mjordan2nd: Okay.
(00:04:06) PimpinestJuice69: roflmao
(00:04:09) PimpinestJuice69: you=teh smert..
(00:04:15) PimpinestJuice69: or just spell it Gouchey.
(00:04:20) Mjordan2nd: Why'd slaynish post it?
(00:04:29) PimpinestJuice69: derr..
(00:04:35) PimpinestJuice69: Not sure.
(00:05:00) PimpinestJuice69: he's quite queer isnt he?
(00:05:43) PimpinestJuice69: Hmm... Maybe this is slaynish?
(00:05:46) PimpinestJuice69: Possible? No?
(00:05:55) Mjordan2nd: That's what I've been thinking.
(00:05:59) Mjordan2nd: You're not even typing like KA.
(00:06:05) PimpinestJuice69: I'm not supposed to be K_A.
(00:06:12) Mjordan2nd: Doh!
(00:06:15) Mjordan2nd: Damn.
(00:06:16) PimpinestJuice69: This has been my scn for like 7-10 months lmao..
(00:06:48) Mjordan2nd: I was thinkin this is KA at first.
(00:07:11) PimpinestJuice69: now you hate me , dont you?
(00:07:26) Mjordan2nd: Not really...
(00:07:30) PimpinestJuice69: you think now " Okay, this is slay, so heees gheyyy"
(00:08:07) Mjordan2nd: Even when I typed like an AOL whore, I never said "gheyyy."
(00:08:23) PimpinestJuice69: Well, then you're wrong.
(00:14:24) Mjordan2nd: Would've been better if you wrote Mjordan is white!
(00:15:03) PimpinestJuice69: No
(00:15:07) PimpinestJuice69: It was very important
(00:15:18) Mjordan2nd: VERY IMPORTANT >> Mjordan is white
(00:16:06) PimpinestJuice69: No
(00:16:38) PimpinestJuice69: ???VERY IMPORTANT???>>>MJORDAN IS WHITE<<<
(00:16:40) PimpinestJuice69: that suxxor0z

I read about half of that and then I remembered why I've got slaynish blocked.

Agreed. Slaynish requires setting up fake AIM conversations to make himself feel humorous rather than actual wit or any type of comedic talent. Good job, David Spade.

i couldn't think of the word for it

Maybe the word you were looking for was "PO-TA-TOES."

Yes

It was becuase i kept asking you how hard you want it in the ass.

Or you were asking me how hard I wanted it in the ass and i kept saying " No no not in the ass, mr wreckler" and you would say " Har har, its fun time!!23"

Or that is just my dream!