If you could MEAT anyone
 

Who would it be?

I'd probabaly meat Emma Watson or Jenna Jameson :)

Yo momma! Oh snap!

Eh, I'd like to take a 5 foot pike and smack it across your face.

You're 12, don't post your dumbass "I'm horny, let's talk about SEHX LOLOL" threads ever again.

I have never posted that.

I have never posted that topic.

Meating somebody, is like saying " The superstar i think is hot ".

Stfu before i dip my chicken nuggets in your ranch dressing kk.

That's wierd, you fat ass.

I was thinking "meat someone" meant putting them through a meat grinder and cooking and eating them. I bet your meat would taste really good Slaynish, given that you're young and fat. If it was Grav meat vs. your meat, I'd pick yours. Here's what I'd make:

Slaynish Tacos:
1 lb. Ground Slaynish Meat
1 Taco Bell home tacos kit
1 Bowl of chopped lettuce
1 Can of Refried Beans
8 oz of Sour Cream

In a hot skillet, brown Slaynish meat until tender. Add 1 packet Taco Bell beef seasoning. Bring heat to low and stir. Open bag of tortillas from Taco Bell home kit and enjoy.

Awesome! 47qas

Why is this in general conversation?

Dunno but I think it is so more people see and slaynish has a better chance of eating someone's meat.

I'd like to "meet" Bill Gates. That way I could slit his throat, cut off his finger and gauge his eye out. Then I would be able to pass all his security threats and steal all his money.

Maaaaan you one crazy bitter nigga.

I would meat you, penny. :)

Anna Kournikova, no doubt!

Get out get out get out!

nubley

Seriously, if you wouldn't bone Anna Kournikova, you're gay.

Well..
She definitly doesnt look good in some of her pictures, but yes she's foine nicka.

Show me one picture she doesn't look good in...

She's a lot hotter than Hermione.

Yes but emma watson is 14.


Theres a picture on a wall that my friend has.

She looks hella fake in it, she looks good but she looks kind of animated..

Ghey.

Exactly. She doesn't even look like she's "developed" yet. That's the difference between us, though. I want to do someone who's considered one of the hottest women in the world, and you want to do someone who titties haven't began developing yet.


:p

I never said i wanted to do her, i just think she looks hot for a 14 year old.

Emma watson>any 14 year old... well beside some liek pop star or something..

You wouldn't do the "sexiest girl alive?"

Hahaha. I'd bone Maria Sharapova. HOT RUSSIAN!

That was when i was obsessed with her.

I was foolish. Disregard it :p.

I would definitely hit that.

Hey, my hot neighbor is Russian. KERYAY!

Bone her. kkthx

im fat and yound but im not stupid like slaynish....

kaneda is my cousin so i guess we have something in common

Do not double post.

You have broken the rules twice. A temp ban is in order, i sense.

Also, i see the stupidity in both of you.

GG>

*Contradictory.

*Seconded.

ok ok sorry slaynish but what does contradictory mean?

You're kidding, right?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Contradictory

con·tra·dic·to·ry
adj.

1. Involving, of the nature of, or being a contradiction.
2. Given to contradicting


contradictory

adj 1: of words or propositions so related that both cannot be true and both cannot be false; "`perfect' and `imperfect' are contradictory terms" 2: that confounds or contradicts or confuses [syn: confounding] 3: in disagreement; "the figures are at odds with our findings"; "contradictory attributes of unjust justice and loving vindictiveness"- John Morley [syn: at odds(p), conflicting, self-contradictory] 4: unable to be both true at the same time [syn: mutually exclusive] n : two propositions are contradictories if both cannot be true (or both cannot be false) at the same time


I'd so totally bone Kiera Knightley.

Who was it that you were correcting?

Very funny fool. I'm not the one w/ the less than 93 IQ.
Also, I give an applogy to all of my fellow members for unleashing the 12 yr old uber noob on you guys. I couldn't stop him. He sees me on this site all the time and decided he wanted to sign up. Also sorry for the double IP thing. I was going to give him pointers but I figured whats the use, let him go through the cycle like everyone else. Sorry slaynish, he picked you, but he's just making himself look more foolish.

Get the hell off of the internet, slaynish.

Heh, that's a great line.

woah woah what cycle i mean like i guess its where you fuck up then get put back in line by the modders but ok what ever

JO JO?

Oh snapz.