4400 posts, niggaz
 

Yep..
Drink to that! about 594 more to go till 5k :)

Or you could just drink to the fact that your having a drink, and not bother w/ the nonsense and have another drink.

Yes, I drink to drink. Not to mention the fun walks over to the 24 hour grocery store when I'm hammered.

Officially sober for 1 month

im not breaking it man

I've been sober for 2 months, due to my busy schedule and and my friends' schedules. Otherwise, I would drink. I never drink alone, not much fun.

2 posts for me. Though, it should be much higher.

why? If you've posted twice, you get two posts. End of story.

SOber for three days

I win.

Maybe he's Kuja's?

Sober for... 7 hours.

I'll just have to fix that now wont I.

You SUCK.

You SWALLOW.

I thought you didn't smoke anymore..?

I think he's talking about problem-solver in a can.

Har!

You...!!

::Hits::

ouchies!

Sober for life.

daaaaaaaang dude

ill never be sober for life im kinda glad im nto becuase this way i wont go into a bar one day and try a shot and fucking puke becuase i think it taste like balls

$10-a-handle Vodka tastes like balls no matter how much you've had.

21 in August!

You know once your drunk, nothing taste like anything anymore.

Just take about 5 shots, and you'll be able to chuga whole 6th, but omg watch out for the alcohol poisening!!!

12 year olds aren't allowed to drink you internet whore.

How do you not chug shots? You just throw it back and it's gone. And trust me, no matter how drunk you get, if it's bad enough, you always taste it. Poland Spring Vodka for example. Yes, they actually make that. And it tastes like gasoline. Even after my 9th shot. It's just terrible.

Vodka seems to be the only alcohol I drink now for some reason. I don't like it, damnit, but it does get me drunk.. fast.

Try something called Liquid Heroin: the shot is just over 1/2 jager, and then topped off with goldschlager. No chaser needed, and smells like cinnamon. And gets you fucked up fast.

I'm pretty much incapable of drinking strong alcohol. The very odor makes me gag. I have to resort to stuff like mikes hard lemonade or beer.

I used to be the same way. I bet you could handle the liquid heroin shot though. It's surprisingly smooth and has a weak odor, and almost no bite at all.

You're telling me something called Liquid Heroin tastes good?

Yah. I was surprised too. It's my favorite shot.