OWWWW.. My eye.
 

I had my eye surgeory yesterday. It hurts a bit. It's all red, you can't see any white in my eye. It's great to actually get some time offa work though. Even if I have to have my eye muscles cut on to do it.

Cheers to a speedy recovery.

Why'd they cut out your eye muscles?

Did they surgeorize one eye or both?

*pokes eye with a fork*

that sounds painful... unless they give u some painkillers... then u should just take them and chase them down with some beer and all will be good again

To re-align my eyes. They on.y cut the ones in my right eyes. And they gave me tylenol 3 and viccodin. But Viccodin makes me sick, so I'm usin gthe tylenol.

oh, i thought some1 skeet on your eye and you had an allergy.

You should say you have glaucoma and get some legal weed.

Lol!!!(> -.-)> <( -.-)> <( -.-<)

If my eye ever gets messed up, this is what I'm doing.

Yah, but we expect that from you.

I'm predictable!

I'm imitatable!

I'm imitatable.

Resident Jew's abortable

So your like a German running around shooting Jews w/ a handgun, and trying stop the evil Haunaka Corporation.

Um, no. "Resident Jew" is the ironic title we gave to an anti-semite to piss him off. I'm saying he should have been aborted.

Even though he was not aborted, I'm glad that he aborted this forum, he was nothing but a pain and an anal jackass.

<lil jon> YEAH!!!! </lil jon>

My dad's dad has glaucoma. My dad shows signs of glaucoma. And I have different colour eys...which is a sign of glaucoma...yay!

What if I'm almost blind?

I've been using Mangekyou Sharingan too much recently, and now my eyesight has worsened.. fuck!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GRAV TALKING ABOUT!? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?!?

YOU'RE asking us?? Like we EVER know what you're talking about!

I still like your gifs.

But... maybe it's not the mangekyou sharingan that did that. Maybe kakashi somehow did something in the first fight, and this is the effect.

Anyway, eyesurgery sucks. I once had to transplant someone elses eye in me because some ninja cut my own eye out.

Picture of my nastiness.

That's.. hot.

Been smoking too much weed my friend... (lolzors!)

NINJA STAR!!!

Looks like a horrible infection.

AWW fuck that.. I'm getting tears in my eyes from just looking at that and I dont know why... I always get it whenever I look into someones eyes if they're either crying or having shit like that. :cry:

You big pussy.

Yeah I know :(. It's ridiculous. Also when it's cold or if I look directly in a light, my left eye starts to tear...

If I play my violin for too long then my right eye starts twitching horribly...

Since I am off for my surgery, when i play the xbox too long my eye starts to water so much that it runs down my face. So then I have to stop.

I've come up with a solution for tears. The reason tears start rolling out of our eyes is because of the teartubes you got in the corner of your eyes arent able to drain all the tears. What you should do is expand those. Take some pincers and a needle: grab your lower eyelid and put the needle in the teartube. Then move it around to expand it.

How can you do that to yourself??!!! OWWW!!!!!!!!

so its true, you can go blind by wacking off to much? lol jk

My eye is hurting right now too for some reason. o_O