Doofus
 

After a mysterious 3 month absence I return. Anyone want to guess where I have been? :D

Honeymoon maybe?

^_^

A coma brought on by a car accident caused by jerking off behind the wheel.

Cincinnati?

Three and a half feet directly south of your computer?

Bark twice if you were in Milwaukee.

Sup Doofus....where ya been bro?

No

No (but a good guess)

Not much

No

No

Sup D3V

Werent u getting married last time u posted?

Mexico?

Prison? Prison.... camp?

OH. OH. I got it. You are Scott Savol, and just got kicked off American Idol.

What do I win?

A blowjob from Ryan Seacrest.

First of all...

WHAT THE FUCK?

Second guess:

You were on a business trip to Africa!

Chillin' on the beach with wild horses running around (again).

orrrrr

You went to China to pick out a kid to adopt.

In the hospital?

In your woman's pants several times?

Well yea....but not what im lookin for....

Bunjeejumping (sp???)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack shit? Presidential Campaign for 2008!??!?!?? LMAO!?!??!? ROFLY!?!??!? NIGGER

you went to Iraq and got kidnapped & held hostage by militants, then after 3 months you managed to escape and flee back to America.

SO yeah where did you ACTUALLY go?

I would also like to know where you went and if you plan on hanging around zelaron more often now that you are back.

The same place I was.

Not at Zelaron.

But the difference is, no one cares about you.

Well this is the closest answer. Yes to Iraq, no to the kidnapping etc...I was working for a security firm doing some assesments on government facilities for a variety of products. Mainly vehicle barriers. It was a very interesting place to be. You havent lived till you've been awakened in the dead of night by a nearby mortar shell :p

Anyway I am back. I am in a nice new office job and yes, I will be hanging around Zel a little more as soon as I settle into this new gig. And oh yeah, I am still getting married on Oct. 8th.

And your all invited!!!!!!!!!! :D

GL with your wife.

Sounds like you had somewhat of an adventure.

If the ceremony is in the northeast, then I plan on showing up completely shitfaced, dressed like a clown, drooling all over myself.

Grats Doofus, wheres teh wedding?

Its pretty soon. You two must have really hit it off.

Where is it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back to a bomb free job!

Its in Cincinnati and we have not found a place just yet. Stand by for more details as they come.