Offically the shittiest day of my life.
 

Well, let me start out with my saying that my girlfriend and i have been going out for four years. It has been a very good relationship from the start. We always got along, we new almost everything about eachother, ect. Not to long ago, we took a small break, i guess she just wanted to have a little fun because she cant really do anything with other guys since we've been together for four years. We got back together and everything was going perfect. Untill my best friend ive known since the first grade started being an asshole. :mad:

I first learned he was talking shit about me from her. He basically told her i was talking behind her back, which was a complete lie. When i confronted him about it, he said she knew he was just kidding. (She takes everything she hears seriously). He told a few lies here and there. But today was THE MOST RETARTED SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!! He told her that he and i were playing playstation or somthing, and that i held a knife to his throat after he beat me in a race. He also told her that onetime when i was late for a date with her, i was really hanging out with him, though truthfully i was on my way back from the western part of the state.

So at the end of the day, we meet and are talking, and she tells me everything he said, my girlfriend believe my lying best friend, or former best friend, instead of me. So now we are "just friends" which i imagine will be the most akward thing EVER. :( So right now im the saddest ive ever been in my life. Theres also the minor shit like i just lost one of my other good friends, school, parents, ect.

Thanks for reading, if you have any advice it would be greatly appriciated.

If he is telling her lies, he isn't a real friend anyway. You will be better off in the long run by not associating with him anymore. As for your girl, I'm sure you will work things out once she realizes he was lieing to her, which will only happen if you reiterate that to her a lot.

You have to live and learn from this. Hopefully you will be able to avoid people like this in the future..

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I plan on kicking his ass somtime soon. And sadly, i dont think we will get back together :(

He's the very definition of a scumbag, and not worth your time. Find a new friend.

Assassinate him.

No, thats to far. Im just going to make his face unrecognizable with my fist.

A word of warning: In a repeated meeting of fists and face, your fingers are more likely to break than this face is.

I say slap him, it hurts you a lot less and him a lot more.

Except his pain is much more short-lived with a slap than a punch. That's the trade-off.

Then slap him a lot, then peel the skin off of his face.

Punching will bruise his face :) im not going to do real damage though, like break his nose or somthing. Just massive bruising. That is.... unless i get carried away, which has happened to my misfortune in the past. And im planning on talking to her this weekend, but only if she'll talk to me.

Ooo, or you could totally go the bitch route and wear gloves (like lacrosse gloves). Mine of padded inside, of course, but have hard plastic panels on the outside. Would hurt like a mother if you got punched in the face with those.

Haha, i only have hockey gloves. But i think im just going to use my bare fists. He's a semi fat pussy anyway, he has no chance against me.

Yes, you are certain to break a few bones with repeated blows, and at least one with 2-4.

Yeah, that sucks man. What an asshole.

That really sucks a lot. You should do what my friend (Arkantis) did to this guy who stole his bike. He went up, took off his bike chain necklace, and whipped the guy in the face. Did it again and the guy ran off like a pussy.

Heres what you do: Do not contact the bitch, she will come back crawling after you once she realizes you're not phased by her actions and that you can keep going without her.

Slap him in the face, knee him in the stomach, grab his head when he bends over and knee him in the face, kick out the back of his legs (still holding his head) and slam his face into the ground.

Stop talking to both of them.

1) Your "friend" is a total wanker.

2) Your girlfriend sounds semi-retarded. Anyone who takes everything seriously is not someone I would assosciate myself with, unless I was harassing them.

As stupid as K_R is, his advice seems solid in this case. Don't even talk to them.

Something sounds fishy, too. UZG might be on to something, here. Usually once you take a "break," it's over though. Regardless of if you get back together.

i hate people that lie- fuck them

Well, apparently somone told my ex-friend that i was going to kick his ass, so he faked sick and got two of his pussy buddies to help fight me tomorrow. This actually makes me happy because i get to take my anger out on more than him!!! :)

where do you live maybe someone from here could come give you some back up ;) and personally if you do beat the shit out of this kid i am 99% sure that you will forvever be finished with this girl if you arent already, because she broke up with you because you allegedly held a knife to this kids throat so after you kick the shit out of him it would be pretty hard for her no to believe what he told her.

I already thought about that. But he deserves this, and i hope i can change her mind, but if i dont, i dont, and if i do, then ill be happy. But this kids ass is getting kicked tomorrow, along with his two buddies if they still wish to help him.

Careful, Pedro. Don't go and get shot or stabbed.

/agree with what's been said. Don't talk to either of them.

/agree with the "taking a break" = the end.

Take it from Bob.

Right up the ass.

Would you stop?

What do I get in return, fangs?

You don't get the "Loser" title

Or, you know, banned from Life Discussion

Foiled again!

Already one step ahead of you, ill have my knife in my pocket, just incase. But thats only if they have theirs.

And according to one of my buddys, she was telling some people im a jackass today....? :confused: is she trying to get me jelous and come running back to her? or get me angry? or what? Oh, and we were in a chat room today with a bunch of our friends, and it was kinda akward because we never really talked to eachother in the chat, or online today. Somone said something in the chat, and she said something about me, (it wasnt mean or anything) she just said my name in the sentence, like i wasnt even in the chat room.... :( that kinda hurt.

Jesus, if anyone ever did this to me, my god. You should take a bat just in case you decide to kill him.

I have a bat in my truck which i predict will be not to far away from the fight.

Well, I have some updates for anyone who cares, which is probably none of you, but i just need to let all this out somewhere, so here it goes.
-Found out from one of my good friend on my old girlfriends volleyball team, that the three of them were talking one time (the third girl was also one of my friends a short while ago) and one of them was like "you can do so much better than him, just break up with him. My other friend didnt stick up for me, but she told me about it, which is good enough for me :) so saturday, me and four of my buddys are gona go egg and paintball this bitches house.
-I got hit on by three random girls today :)
- Got a D on my science test so im grounded for a while
- Im getting sick, but my parents make me go to school anyway
- I havnt gone to sleep for two nights
- I have to have meetings with my school guidence counciler because some guy ran into me and i said "Watch were your walking you fucking faggot" and he was actually gay.... yes i was very surprised by that, i was in totall shock
- Parents are pissed as shit about the whole "faggot" thing
- My old friend who im going to kill is a Redskins fan, and im a EAGLES!!! fan, so the ass kicking will be intensified (ill throw in a few extra punches for you Titus :) )
- Last but not least, I feel like a totall pussy today because i almost cryed.... i was just thinking about all the shit thats going on... and almost did.... i almost cryed.... somone please flame me....

Your parents sound like fucking nazis, man. Weird.

You almost cried? Oh no, natural bodily functions. Nobody cares if you cry, as long as it's in private ;)

LOL.

Man, first you should get some sleep. Not sleeping for 2 nights in a row is bound to screw with the way you percieve things. The last thing you need now is not being able to think with a clear mind, because it will make issues seem 10x worse than they really are.

I'm just glad I'm not in your shoes. Shit like that is too stressful. I'm glad I don't have to deal with stupid stuff like that these days.

i say kick the crap out of the kid but thats just me

Well, just got home, today was good and shitty. I found out she is already seeing some guy (they are just going to go to dinner). But she told my friend to tell me so "i would be jelous"?? That totally confuses me... I fucked up the redskins kid and his friends. I decided not to do it before, because it would just prove her more right about me holding a knife to his throat or something (works in with violence). I heard them talking shit to me from halfway across the parking lot, and when they came over, i just hit my ex-friend in the nose, and the other guy in the jaw, the 3rd fucker pulled out a knife, so i went for my bat (which i put stratigically right under my car), he kinda like... sliced at me, didnt jab or stab, just a little pussy swipe, its barelly even a cut... then they all ran like pussys, and i hit two in the back with the bat, and slamed their cars as they drove off :), still waiting to here for girls responce to all this, and the cut barelly hurts at all, barely bled, it looked like a shitty knife.

Injury report:
- Two bruised knuckes on me
- Little cut (not big)
- Somone told me my ex friend has a broken nose
- No word on the kids jaw
- No word on the damage to their car

sorry if this didnt make to much sense, im tired and feel really shitty :(