Believe
 

I am a firm believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He knows all and sees all!

And He has an unusual fondness for Japanese school girls.


*snort*

We need more pirates!

Well Mister Brooks, you finally converted me. I am no longer Atheist, but a firm believer and follower of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster.





Thank you.

The Game!

http://www.venganza.org/games/index_large.htm

Glad to know. I'm sure you'll enjoy the stipper factory and beer volcano in FSM Heaven.

Kick ass! I'm so there!

That may be the most convincing argument for intelligent design ever!

So... fucking... stupid...

Do you mean the concept of ID, or the mockery of it?

What an awesome heaven.*wipes tear from eye*.. the spaghetti monster makes god look like road kill

Wow- thats something i thought i would never read

WWFSMD ??

Well?

What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

Simple really if you think about it. The site's about a Flying Spaghetti Monster God, and you get T-Shirts saying: "What Would Jesus Do?".

Aye so it is... Amusing nonetheless to an extent, I go for whatever humor, in this sad world, laughing is a good gift to get.

...Now on with these appendages, I finished converting everyone and I must say, heaven looks nice if it's like that. But is this god japenese? he seems like the type who'd enjoy a nice tantalizing japenese schoolgirl or two, or twelve, or fourty five...

We be on the same wavelength.

Japanese schoolgirls are overrated. I'll go for a nice American-born blonde airhead. I think God might agree.

Pfft. Blondes. Brunettes all the way.

I can swing in many directions. I strike out every single time be it blonde, brunettes, redhead, even grey hair, but I never give up 'cause I am hopeless.

So, me and my god will worship our big-knockered blondes and you all can go to Asia and partake in some bukkake.

Mmm... bukakke...

Hey, hey, hey. Don't get me wrong. It's not that bad, but I still prefer my good ol' American sexual traditions. I don't know what they are, but I plan to Google it and find out.

God has shown me the light.

If you want sex ed that badly, I'm sure your priest would be more than happy to give you some hands-on instruction.

Are you implying my priest would want to stick something up my butt?

If these priests do this, what do all those priestesses do in those Anime?

We no longer need to believe

Sex Ed, eh?

I seriously think that my school is thinking of getting rid of it...I couldn't care less frankly, we've done it all, no more for us to learn.

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And it's gotta be Brunettes. Brunettes all the way and back. Though redheads don't look at all bad...can't beat Brunettes for looks though.

Then again, WWFSMD?

I've dated all 3: blondes, brunettes, and redheads. I'm not sure I have a real preference, it all depends on the girl. Some girls look fuck-tastic blonde, yet others I coulnd't even visualize as anything but a brunette.

I believe you can STFU! :D

I believe after what's been going on in my life, I'll pursue a life of Asceticism.

you expect us to know what that word means?

1 : practicing strict self-denial as a measure of personal and especially spiritual discipline
2 : austere in appearance, manner, or attitude

It's aim is the attainment of Christian perfection apparently.

Redheads have been proven to be less sensitive to pain...

i like to eat speggetti.....hehe i dont think i spelled that right

hokt on fonix rele wurkt fer me!!!

Really?

I wonder why that is.

So, Blondes are fertile, Redheads are less sensitive to pain...what about Brunettes and Blackheads (or whatever you call black haired girls)?

Brunettes are stealth whores. No one suspects them.

LOL :D

Heh!

Where I come from, girls with black hair tend to have an ego problem. They're prudes.

Blackheads... rofl.....

I totally missed that. Blackheads. Hahahaha!

You guys are slooow.