Halloween.
 

So, what's everyone planning on doing/being for Halloween?

I've decided on being a Meijer employee who committed suicide. Probably not for the childrens Halloween Party I'm hosting this Saturday, though. Still haven't decided on that...

What the hell. I thought it was only September. o_O

18th October today.

Around 12 days till Halloween.

Since I don't have the time/extra cash for a high quality Master Chief outfit, I'm thinking Optimus Prime. A drunk Optimus Prime.

A drunk Optimus Prime in a Master Chef outfit.

I see a plan forming...

Dress up as Optimus Prime, get drunk, and play halo, perhaps?

Dress up as Optimus Prime dressing up as Master Chef, get drunk, get even more drunk, play Halo 1, then Halo 2, then get drunk some more and pass out on the floor?

You forgot "get laid". That has to be in there somewhere. Possibly twice.

Oh...erm...

Dress up as Optimus Prime dressing up as Master Chef, get drunk, GET LAID,get even more drunk, play Halo 1, GET LAID TWICE, play Halo 2, then get drunk some more and pass out on the floor?

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How old are all the kiddies at the Halloween party Jess?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ that idea sounds great....cept after getting naked and between playing halo 1 and 2 there should be short period of mediation consisting of running around tables full of empty beer bottles naked....also known as streaking....hehe....that would be a scary costume....u streaking...haha...ive got the shakes now....u and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

Ill dress up as Emeril ....just sot hat I can kick it up a notch!

I'm gonna be the king, If I can find a fucking mask.... BK keeps them damn things in lock down man,..,.

that would be the shit if you could be the king....but if you wake up next to a man and give him a bk super breakfast...then i would start to worry....first off....why were you in bed with a man and secondly...where did that super breakfast come from???

im going to a frat house in vermont, so im going as Clark Kent with a superman outfit underneath. If i hear somebodys sick or in trouble, im going to run into a closet and change. The best thing is nobody knows me up there so it will be hilarious as i arrive in the suit. The Clark suit and getup is pretty sweet as well

That would be the worst line in bed ever.

BAM! BAM! BAM!

They range anywhere from under a year old up to around 18. They're mainly in the range of 3-10, though. Yeah, I love volunteering with kids.

And I saw this pretty awesome pirate outfit in my size at work today. Change of costume! I just need to get a black bra and a sword and I'll be set.


Whatever I end up being, I'll be sure to take a picture and post it for ya'll.

Esp of that bra ;)

...Hahaha. If you knew how fat I was, you'd be more afraid than turned on.

I'm sure it's all the same to JR. He's usually cocked off his ass anyway. I remember this one time smith and DeLong bukkaked his face while he was sleeping and he slurped it all up readily.

I'm just gonna chill back and watch a "scary movie" and probably hand out candy. I pray to God no trick-or-treaters come over, or I'll be in the news for the razor blade thing :(

As I jest, the first part of that was true. I seriously don't want trick-or-treaters so I can enjoy the movie.

What the fucking hell?

It's your tongue, buddy. I didn't ask.

wow JR just got owned by Grav. Good job dude

Wtf?

+2000

I might be a whore.

http://www.lavarious.com/articles/costumes_article.htm

Help on what costumes to get your itty-bitty kiddies...

Can probably be applied to anyone older than itty-bitty kiddy... and Halloween is just around the corner...so... :)

The girls I'm going out with are all wearing slutty cop outfits from 3 wishes lingerie. :D

Talking about coppers, there's a Scottish cop I haven't spoken to in a while...

So what are you dressing up as? Finally decided yet?

Well seeing as how they're going as cops, I shall be a convict. With handcuffs ;)

The question is how many pairs....

Got my costume yesturday. Fits good, too. I just need to get some double-sided tape so I don't accidently fall out of the top. :X

DONT TAPE! Just let them pop out occasionally, kids love that.

I'm sure they do, but not so much their parents.

Or us, for that matter.

Exactly. :weird:

Because JR is gay and all.

Use Loctite!

Wow Jess I definitly read your post wrong. I thought you said "not as much as their parents".

Which probably makes my "or us for that matter" make a lot more sense.

You like man boobs.

I'm kinda disappointed cuz I thought JR was owning her. Oh well.