Happy New Year 2006
 

Hope everyone has a great New Years!!

Thanks! You too!

What's everyone doing for this New Years?

I'm getting blasted in Philly! Then I'm boning my girlfriend for a minimum of 3 hours because I'll be so drunk I won't be able to cum! Woo-hooo!!

I'm getting blasted as well and then hopefully boning someone. I really don't care who but there's this girl I've been working on for awhile so hopefully that goes well.

3 hours eh? That would be glorious.

Can I get left overs if I cant find any?
WOW 3 hrs, that would sharpen it up

I'll be stuck, no liquor for me at all >< I have to stay around my house for 1 1/2- 2 weeks till doctors clear me ><!

As of 7:25pm I'm still not sure where I will be for a party this evening. But what I do know, is that wherever I do end up going, I will be with this chick Laura and there will be booze. And most likely sex. So happy new year to me!

happy new years. I wont be getting my present til i get back to school. And yes it will be glorious

You getting Glory&US for your present?..

Well, how good of a new year did everyone have?

mine was pretty good since it was my birthday also

happy belated birthday- mine was alright, got drunk, saw fireworks and a naked chick all for free

i helped drunk ppl not fall down stairs!

I was surprisingly nimble with my sexstravaganza that night. I came 3 times over a 4 hour period, with about an hour of lull time overall to regroup, catch my breath, and grab a glass of water to moisten my dry ass mouth and lips.. God I love sex.

Details like those are really not all that necessary.

And Bobby let me guess. Your new years present at FU is L?

But they are. Very necessary.

U got it buddy. Except im going to her house next week while her parents are away. Oh Yea

all right!

Glory, don't even get me started on your drunk ass wanting to, "help drunk chicks down the steps." For your sake I won't disclose any details of what happened.

Anyways, my new years blew ass because I ended up getting really drunk, and then sobering up faster than was expected because a 15 year old chick was trying to take my pants off. It was uncouth.

15 is old enough! Besides, you were drunk so it's ok.

Jailbate sucks.. :(

There is something fucken wrong with u. But we all know u would have stepped up and taken sues place if u were there

He's gotta get pussy somehow.. :(

and yes drunk 15 year olds are where its at these days for him.

holy shit!! that is low!

Really? Then care to explain how I'm currently hitting this?:

http://www.picaroni.com/images/laura.jpg

Sure. $$$

double posting is bad dude. The same picture on two different threads. Bad JR

Do you have her permission to post that picture?

Hahahahahaaha, who the fuck cares is the real question..

Ass.


It's only double posting if its the same thread.

ok guys lets not make fun here...
all fuck that just keep going

well i would but i dont know her yet. As soon as i meet her, ill let u all know how she really is

just make some guesses!

she probably is horny and jake is a careless guy. Plus hes more horny then most people and he likes sleeping with girls no matter how much smaller, bigger they are from him

He's a pretty small dude though.. It would just bug me out.

he always bugs me so whats the point. We are friends anyways. For her, it must be like some annoying little gnat trying to fit inside her. Hes going to be pissed

lol .... well lets see here ... which side to take? hmmm

follow ur heart glory. No wait fuck that join my side

Nice statement, way to be sure of yourself Gruesome

thanks kenpo