Karate Tournament
 

I have a tournament this weekend. Everyone wish me luck on it.

What events are you doing?

Edit: I also assume you take "Kenpo" but I know there are many different Kenpo styles. Which exactly are you taking?

Kick someone in the face and then when they go down give them a leg drop.

While fighting, think of Gutter

Break a leg!

Yea, think of me me kicking your old ass around the dojo. That should help you in your quest for the "jacket"!!!!
Oh, and by the way kenpo, we are having a paintball match on Saturday, March 18th, so make sure to remember to be available in the morning time. You may want to tell Gurley about it too. Oh, don't forget to bring your bullet-proof vest, YOU WILL NEED IT!!!

Good luck father.

Kenpo is going to get powned by gutter. Its going to be awesome

Yeah it is! Yeah I am! Yeah what's who?

When?

:confused:

I take Okinawa Kenpo Karate Kabudo. I will be competing in Open hand Kata, weapons and Fighting. I enjoy the compitition but think I'm getting old for fighting, but I cant stop doing it cause I like it so much. It just sucks when I get injured, like when I seperated my shoulder.

I took Shaolin Kenpo for 4 years (left 1/3 of the way to my 2nd Deg Black Belt) but for some reason I lost interest. I always enjoyed the tournaments though. Good luck!

Thanks, to back you got out of it. Maybe some day you can get back into some type of martial arts.

no, when you drop someone and they're down... the only humane thing to do is tea bag em

I agree.

100%

Don't worry kenpo, I won't hurt you again like the shoulder incident...

You wish Gutter.

Aparently old age has brought on short-term memory loss.

I have been considering Krav Maga (I have some limited knowledge from the end of my previous training) and it just so happens there is a dojo around the corner from my apartment. Alas, I can't afford to pay for classes now.

So what jacket will this one make?

Come on down I'll train you for free. This will be jacket number 7 or 8.

Well atleast u wont get cold.

He might....

i hope chuck norris shows up and kicks your ass. Or maybe jet li and they film it so i can watch kenpo get his ass kicked.

Or maybe you can show up and kick my ass?

Maybe kenpo will get confused like he normally does and kick his own ass.

HAHAHA i coughed up a lung on that one

That would be good.

no i couldnt show up and kick your ass in the karate tournament, but how do you feel about a spelling bee?

It might be reality!

Or a who can look more like big foot contest.

OK. It went pretty good for me at the tournament. I got 1st in Kata, 1st in Weapons, and 1st in Fighting. One of my adault students vedeo taped some of the stuff but I dont know how much he got. I'll try and get some and put it on here. Thanks everyone. I'm in first place for another Grandchampion.

Awesome, you kicked ass. Now bow to me, for I am far superior!

WAKE-UP Titus...

j00 will bow 2 meh!!! i em haxx0r! BOW@ ME BITCH!@

Kenpo is in the running for the grand championship, but still would lose the spelling bee and might win the big-foot look alike contest.

http://www.fitnessfirst.cc/pilates.html

Look at the picture of the guy at age 57. He was in better shape than anyone I know and I'm 19. If you slow down that's when you get old.

None of us want to look at the pic you stare at while masterbating, dumb ass!

Oh so you do think about me masturbating. I had assumed as much but yea ...you're weird.

In your dreams, bitch!

And by the way, for the rest of you guys, I thought you might enjoy a couple of pics from kenpo's tournament....

I enjoyed the captions on the pic gutter.