Chuck Norris's Birthday!!1
 

Pay homage.

They say the first Solar Eclipse happened when Chuck Norris challenged the Sun to a staring competition.

Nothing says Happy Birthday Chuck! Like this picture:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...3.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Merry Christmas.

God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Just remember to never park in handicap spaces. Those are reserved only for Chuck and you WILL be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

those dumbass jokes never fail to make me laugh

A couple of them are funny. :)

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

lol at the last one

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If Chuck Norris ever dies, it will stop time.

my fav one still is "Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus"

In A.D. 2101, people are still making stupid All Your Base and Chuck Norris references.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Mortal Kombat originally featured 'Chuckality' where Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the loser. That was removed because Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the beta testers from within the game.

(I made that one up)

All this Chuck Norris stuff originates from those Walker Texas Ranger clips Conan used to do all the time right?


Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Mr Norris is getting old!

Wonder if conan will do something special tonight.

I wonder.....

You know what. I did it. I barely made it though. I begged to not die, but got this from the master!

http://www.chucknorris.com/

He personally welcomed me. I'm honored

I just laughed my ASS off.

Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. o_O o_O o_O

Chuck Norris can beat Asians at karate.

Everyone should watch "Sidekicks" to honour the occasion. If you don't own it, rent it. Its the best Chuck movie... Other than Delta Force, of course.

I am watching "An Eye for an Eye"... the TV channel seems to be a day off on their airing though.

Chuck's real name is Carlos.

His movies are Le Bore.

Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...?autoplay=true