Weirdest thing you have ever beat off to?
 

My depressing list:

-Hentai (not often)
-GTA (once... it was a bad place, and that stripper was hot)
-Drawn Together (don't ask)
-Yoga Videos (no regrets)
-Night Elf Dancing (sigh)
-BET Music Videos (niggers)
-MTV Music Videos (...niggers)
-Basically something on every channel including Disney. (especially Disney)



Now that that's out on the table, I can safely say I am addicted to masturbation.

Unfortunaly I can't participate in this wonderfull threads that keep Zel lively for fear of g/f retaliation.

Your girlfriend doesn't let you beat off?

I think it's more of the fact of 'sharing personal information' with other people.

Obviously you need a new relationship.


And for me the weirdest thing, that damn Next Door Nikki girl, she never really gets naked you know.

No I'd just be stuck with "WTF your so wierd!" for the next month.

Cmon! Tell her you beat off to Domokun!

Or maybe pancake rabbit.

You must still be in early highschool then. After high school, nobody gives a fuck if you beat off. Actually I tell my roomates that Im going to go rub one off so I dont get interupted with a knock on the door.

No you fool. The title of the thread isn't wether you beat off. It's whats the wierdest thing. Anyone would think your a bit wierd if they found out you fantasize about shorn panda scrotums.

OH! *Sniff Sniff*

All furry things count as the "weirdest thing I've ever beat off to." Plain and simple =o

This thread.

Drawn Together? Are you SERIOUS?

Get some help, man!

Well, that Foxy is pretty, you know... animated. Okay, no.

haha well in the army i guess u kinda have to huh SYG??? is it true like in that movie Jarhead when all u have to do when ur bored is 1) read old letters 2)masturbate 3)look at old pictures 4)masturbate 5)masturbate some more and so on and so forth (that is not the true order but something like it) Atleast u have the decentcy to tell ur buddies what you gonna go do so they wont walk in...just make sure u keep it off the sheets, dont want ur NCO to walk in and catch the stains haha...

Wouldnt it suck if his stains got on his weapon and it didnt fire. That would be ironic

Oh my god, I could only imagine what it would be like if DanXII was still here and he responded to this thread.

DanXII: Jabba the Hutt!

Oh God.

o_O

Beef jerky.

Try pounding the pud while staring at the sun.

This is by far the most entertaining thread thats been on here in a long time.

I'm kidding about Drawn Together, by the way... I just saw a commercial for the show when I was typing this. I've never even watched that shit stain.

All the others are real though.

and what does looking into the sun while your doing that supposed to do other than blind you, dare i ask?

snappin the carrot

Weirdest thing I've ever beat off to?

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I can't remember the woman's name, but she was this really hot anchor on CNN every day at about 4 am. She might still be doing it. Hispanic chick, long black hair. Super hot.

Oh, and that Rachael Ray chick on the Food Network. Hot, hot, hot, but every word that comes out of her mouth is like shoving radioactive glass crawling with giant spiders into my ears. I give props to the Mute Button for being my wingman that night.

Polishing your royal scepter.

Hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT-HOT-HOT.

Now, if she could just keep her useless, annoying mouth occupied with, oh, I don't know, gobbling my load, she'd be the perfect woman.

Is it just me or has she put on some pounds lately?




I sure hope so, gotta love dat ass!

Dude, pancake rabbit is sexy.

http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/bu...th-pancake.jpg
does that satisfy you? rotflol!

Sciencekid made 400 posts!

dang it! did that picture show up for any of you? i didn't for me :(

Nope, no pic here.

yes... i know, captain obvious... lol...

That's me!

hmmm... ill have to attach it. here, have fun and do whatever:

I'm gonna go beat off to that now

have fun! rotflmboshict

Would you like some PIE?