Im finally on this site
 

hey its me ketchup you need to let me into your clan list gruesome

w00t! whats up?!?

hey how you feeling

i am in my happy place, and it takes me about 10 minutes to type lol hahahaha how are you?

im good i think im going to go play halo some more because all the clan members are getting on if you get on tomorrow i will play with you

yea i think im gonna go pass out now but i wake up at like 12 tomorrow so be on sometime around then? byebye <3

i will be on a little earlier ok i will see you then good night

this was typed over because we arent going to talk like that anymore

your an asswhole glory

And Burning sensation in your pants.

asswholes are horrible!

Glory, you should confess your sins to Father Titus. Bring talented along with you, sacrifices appease father titus well.

hah wow someone that sticks up for me....awsome!!!

Welcome Ketchup!!

I <3 ketchup.

If Ketchup sticks up for anyone he is getting terminated with extreme prejudice.

sue you know you can suck my balls any day

And get 1st degree burns on his face..

whats up ketchup

Well the Temp in his pants is one thing.

the temp in all mens pants is up to keep the testies warm. If it gets cold, then they rise into the body to keep warm. That or if a real ugly chick walks by.

Yeah but he is a Fire Crotch.

That last part was the kicker, haha.

Well Ketchup's testes are warm enough to keep an entire room of testes above average temperature.

But if your testes get too warm, they can't produce sperm as well and the sperm they do produce die quicker than normal. Which is why the testes are in a little sac outside the body - to keep cool.

but thats good! less sperm = less babies

Oddly enough, I like Ketchup and have good times on Live, but I don't give a fuck what the temp of his balls are....

Unless they touch u.

yea, it would have been weird if i didnt put that

its kinda wierd reguardless. why are you all talking about steves balls?

We're all mad, that's why. :) Why else?

Yes MAD MAD MAD!

O_o. well, seeing as how today is another holiday i dont have to celebrate, you guys should be on halo today

Dont worry we will be on later tonight.

good boys =)

You do know that even if there was 99.9999% less sperm there'd still be more than enough to get you preggoz.

The only reason there's so much is because not one will stop and ask for directions.

and they are to selfish to share the egg so they will go in all directions to be "the one"

and most fail. miserably. which is good cause that means no babies!

I wouldn't take my chance if I were you with just overheated testicles on your side :P.

I have sex with fake ugly chicks.