........life........
 

life is like a river.... it has a beginning and an end but never ceases to exist,
if life could be anything u wanted it to be what would it be?

I have no idea, but doesn't this belong in the Life Discussion forum.....

If anything would go in that forum, i think it would be this thread.

It would be a big hamburger with pickles and ketchup. Mm.

You're supposed to eat Life like that? I usually have some in a bowl with milk, and it's cousin Cinnamon Life occasionally.

A buck nineteh fife.

It's 3 buckies here.

I actually hate it when people, such as yourself, come up with similies of life outside your own brain. You try to act all philosophical, when you can really just shove it up your ass. Yes, I do mean to offend you.

Exactly, and what kind of fucking question is

?

Leave the poor guy alone. He was listening to Boys to Men's "Life is like a River" when he came up with this.

Plus he's going through some hard times after loosing his girl, too.

"Loosing" his girl? Did he use a shoehorn on her or something?

Life is like ice cream. If you leave it out of the freezer for too long then you can drink it through a straw.

Life is more like a fan. It has multiple settings - low, medium, high... and if you have enough money it can even turn itself around - sometimes as much as 180 degrees. Sometimes it comes with it's own stand. Sometimes it's in the shape of a box -- sometimes it it's round and can rotate on an axis. But no matter what shape it takes, it always draws electricity and moves air around.

besides when you pull the plug or hit the off button.

Now that's just being facetious.

You're welcome =P.

I like guns.

I like pussy.

I like pussy guns.

Wow.... That'd rule. Though, you could just fuck a gun. If the barrel is wide enough.

It'd have to be a tank for me...

ok......and there's a mens "life is like a river"? i didn't even know.....well i guess that comes from being stuck in ur room with no friends just 1 girl for about 3 years

That made no sense. Do explain your thought fully...

I heard girl, room, and 3 years... Whats next?

I think he's drunk or something. Either that or he cannot gather his thoughts. That post wasn't even coherent...

It's called being stupid.

Oh, you know him personally I take it?

If by that you mean I can spot stupid a mile away, then yes.

Alright fine, Paris Hilton has more intelligience than he does.

I didn't know you lived just shy of 5000 feet away from me, HoH.

Life is like Paris Hilton - it's blonde, can't sing for toffee, and sucks like no-ones business.

Oh no, I might become gravitized...

No because that would imply you would eventually touch a female.

Life is like a woman. It... erm... is bumpy and... long hair. Very feminine sometimes, too?