Happy Birthday Jessifer!
 

Happy B-day Jess!

Oh my! 22 and not married?!

:p

Have a good one!

Happy Birtrhday Jessey!

In the words of the great WKFF "Mmmmm. Uterus".

Have a good 'un!

Happy B-Day

Happy Birthday.

Wut wut? Oh, ah...thanks everyone! :D

Eff yew, Sov. Eff. Yew.

Hart.

And I verily much enjoyed my 'Birtrhday', Lenny. Thanks.

happy birthday

here comes the mantra-cake :whore:

I'm afraid to ask what's in it.

Happy Birthday Jess!!

Oh, and the secret ingredient is semen. Animal semen.

Yummy.

How many times have you had a Mantra cake?

Don't lie and say this is your first....

It's a delicacy where I come from.

Heh. Come.

*koff*

You love mantra cakes?

Has she ever met a Mantra cake she hates?

Does a Mantra jump out of a Mantra cake?

Do you really want to know what a Mantra cake is?

No. He doesn't. No sane person does.

...Tell him.

I-I-It's-It's...a....a......a..... OH GOD! *vomits*.

Precisely.

Oh and if you ever need a male stripper for your birthday I'm available in about 5 months.

Have a good one.

"No. He doesn't. No sane person does."

Misuse of 'sane' there, I see.

Tell me!!

Well, one fateful morning Jessifer recieves a Mantra Cake from a mysterious stranger only known as the Fedex Man. Upon opening the Mantra Cake, I pop out naked and yell "I AM AN ARISTOCRAT! YOU ARE NO APOTHECARY!" A team of waiters from Denny's then enter and shower her with maple syrup, scrambled eggs, and "Grand Slam" pancakes. I then proceed to hump her sexy food-covered ass and grab at her hot maple syrup lovehandles. The maple syrup also doubles as lubrication, as does the grease from the eggs.

Happy Birthday!

Oh, well in that case...









... where can I order one?

newegg.com

Tell me...who was that elusive FedEx Man?

samuel l. jackson

Of course! It all makes sense now!

Was he naked?