Bread
 

I painted 50 of them. Only 45 of them fit inside my 5 bread baskets. I felt the obvious need to connect them all to a transformer and plug my headset in to listen to what they had to say.

http://www.picaroni.com/Bureadu.jpg


Listen to what they had to say:

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/01_1812Bread.mp3
http://www.zelaron.com/gear/02_FurBrelise.mp3
http://www.zelaron.com/gear/03_ParallaxLoaf.mp3

(I sampled different sounds of bread, e.g. crispbread being broken in half, teeth chewing on bread, bread being dropped into a table, and so on. Then I remixed those three pieces of music using the samples.)

You would have to be a very cool person to hang out with IRL.

That last sound clip is going to be the next big thing on MTV.

It's always a joy when people try to take art to another level. It's great to hear this as mad as it is, it somehow seems perfectly in tune with the off-beat experiment of bread painting. I can't help relay a remark you just made to me on AIM. These yeasty tunes are truly "gnaw-some". :)

Classical musicians might frown, though. I really dig the crunchy beat of Parallax Loaf.

That's just amazing.

Wow.

Now, maybe try cheese next.

Haha! You're quite mad, aren't you? :p

You did a good job with mixing the sounds. And the bread looks very pretty. Well done!

To cut what i was about to say short. I thought I was weird... Untill I saw what you had done.

You're still weird, Chruser is just weird in a cool way. And quite artistic.

Did you get a haircut?

I don't suppose you've ever heard of a [Swedish] band called Boy vs. Bacteria, have you, Chruser?

My sister just played me some of their new songs, and they reminded me of you and your bread tunes. :p

Thank you, I need a music video for them though. :)


Thanks, it was a fun (and time-consuming project) to work on.


Haha, I never want to touch anything even remotely related to bread again, at least for the next month or so. I have indeed obtained a haircut as of recent.
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So you're going on a low-carb diet, then? :p

Funny.

I already am!

Maby i'm weird in a cool way too. But there is also the fact that I could be weird in a geeky way or nerdy or normal or just plain ecosentric.

You have a concern for the environment?

So did you wake up one morning and randomly felt like you wanted to do this?

My thoughts exactly.

You're too cool for us now. :/

Maybe he meant egocentric?

Then again, his mom is an ecologist or something. Some kind of scientist I haven't quite put to memory.

So he's self-centered? Am I missing something here?

you wasted that many pieces of bread just to paint on??

I fail to see how it's a waste. It amused him, and could be labelled as art.

I don't know if he posted it on here, but he explained to me that every evening (or maybe just certain days), they have really bad bread from tea/supper. He's collected it, and put it to better use.

I concur.

I agree. It seems reasonable as long as he wanted to do it.
Nothing is a wast as long as you think of it the right way.

Chruser, don't walk into the oven =(.

And make sure no one is in enough of a hurry to accidentally eat a piece of your artwork.

Wow.

You are fucking crazy.