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gruesomeBODY 2007-06-29 07:24 AM

I knew a guy in HS who was going to ohio for football and was taking roids. He got massive, but wasnt able to preform with the girls if u know what i mean.

klo 2007-06-29 08:05 AM

Yea, it affects you down there.

I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/

HandOfHeaven 2007-06-29 08:31 AM

It doesn't make them 'stupid', but it does reduce your sperm count.

D3V 2007-06-29 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klo
Yea, it affects you down there.

I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/


AHAHAHAH

timmay1113 2007-06-29 03:38 PM

its kinda like mountain dew where it "reduces" your sperm count but I'm pretty sure killing a few thousand won't matter at a young age.

Lenny 2007-06-29 05:25 PM

A popular drink that reduces sperm count? :confused: How strange.

Vollstrecker 2007-06-29 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny
A popular drink that reduces sperm count? :confused: How strange.

I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend.

Edit: From Wikipedia; "Nevertheless, Mountain Dew contains tartrazine (“FD&C Yellow No. 5” in the US), which could lead to allergic reactions in some people. This has also led to a false urban legend that the Yellow No. 5 in Mountain Dew reduces the sperm count of male drinkers."

Willkillforfood 2007-06-29 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klo
Yea, it affects you down there.

I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/

Who told you that? Kaneda prolly did trying to get out of wearing a condom.

Vault Dweller 2007-06-30 08:04 PM

Believe me kids, copious amounts of Mt. Dew and marijuana do not substitute for birth control. Learned that one the bad way.

For that matter, sometimes birth control doesn't substitute for birth control. Lousy 1% chance...

klo 2007-07-02 02:18 PM

You have children?

I don't remember who told me that, but it wasn't Kaneda. We had done it for like 3 years with no protection, and that weekend we smoked a LOT (just useless info) and I wasn't really worried about it, until the next week when i was feeling weird at work and my friend told me that she was like that when she was pgt...ahh.

D3V 2007-07-02 02:46 PM

That's crazy, someone forgot to pull out :(

KagomJack 2007-07-02 02:50 PM

I always "forget."

klo 2007-07-02 02:51 PM

No, he did pull out....the first time...eek.

D3V 2007-07-02 03:09 PM

Ah shit, that's making me scared now, :P ima have to be more careful with my girlfriend then :-\

Thanatos 2007-07-02 03:18 PM

Do not rely on pulling out as an effective method. I got my EX pregnant that way man.. she had a miscarriage, though. I was almost a father. Ahh!

Vault Dweller 2007-07-02 03:36 PM

Same here. She lost it early on, but those few weeks kind of shifted my perceptions on everything.

klo 2007-07-02 03:38 PM

Wow, after I got used to the idea of having a baby, i was soooo afraid of micarrying (sp?) and then after I was farther along, worried about her cord being wrapped around her neck (which it was but I only pushed for like 15 mins before she was out and it didn't cause any problems).

Vault Dweller 2007-07-02 03:41 PM

It was one of those things that made me realize that I'm barely responsible enough to take care of myself. And I'm selfish. Probably why I'm single now.

D3V 2007-07-02 04:00 PM

Yea, and it's crazy my girlfriend is already talking about wanting kids, which is cool with me but I'm definately not far enough in life to where i'd actually want to have kids, financially and maturity wise, but eventually in a few years i'm sure they'll be sprouting up all around. ugh, must be hard being young and a parent.

Vault Dweller 2007-07-02 04:07 PM

My buddy's wife just had their first, and my other friend's wife is about 5 months along. Of course, we're all in our mid to late 20's, so, in theory, it's a logical time to have kids, I guess. The thought still terrifies me.

Titusfied 2007-07-02 04:37 PM

It terrifies me too. My girl and I talk about marriage and kids all the time, but we both are on the same page that we want to wait another few years. I'm 26 and she's 25, so late 20's is what we're thinking. Still scary though....

Vollstrecker 2007-07-02 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Titusfied
It terrifies me too. My girl and I talk about marriage and kids all the time, but we both are on the same page that we want to wait another few years. I'm 26 and she's 25, so late 20's is what we're thinking. Still scary though....

Pretty much how Abby and I are operating, except we're like 2 years younger.

Titusfied 2007-07-02 04:41 PM

Man, in a few years, half of Zelaron could be daddy's.... OMFG.........

D3V 2007-07-02 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titusfied
It terrifies me too. My girl and I talk about marriage and kids all the time, but we both are on the same page that we want to wait another few years. I'm 26 and she's 25, so late 20's is what we're thinking. Still scary though....


Yeah, even worse though I'm 19 and she's 17, and she's got another year of hs left... Ugh, but i'm cool with it maybe when I'm 22-23, I figure i'll be done partying by then .. hopefully

klo 2007-07-03 09:53 AM

HAHAHAHA. Kaneda's 22, and I just turned 19. He goes back and fourth with what he wants. Most the time he's happy with me and the baby...but when people say shit like "man, it sucks that you have to do ...(this that or the other)... I love being single, I do whatever I want." And then his selfish side kicks in and he wants everything he wants for a while then goes back to wanting nothing but me and the baby. Me on the other hand, am always thinking of ways to keep moving forward.

Oh, and i got pgt when i was 17. I graduated when i was 16 though so I already had a ft job etc.

I think a benefit of having children young is that I will still be young when she starts pulling off shit like I used to. I would literally walk into the house, say goodnight and then climb out my window...my parents never knew and I did it A LOT.

!King_Amazon! 2007-07-03 03:07 PM

It's a wonder you turned out so good, Klo.

D3V 2007-07-03 03:07 PM

Yeah i'm sure alot of us can realate to that.....

KagomJack 2007-07-03 04:09 PM

Better your late 20's than late 30's like my mom did.

D3V 2007-07-03 04:58 PM

Having children young seems to run in both families, so i'm sure it's bound to happen..... and i'm supposing it'll be on accident haha, ruh roh.

Vault Dweller 2007-07-03 08:25 PM

I definitely agree that this is a logical time in life to be having kids and whatnot. It just freaks me the fuck out that I've reached this age.

KagomJack 2007-07-03 09:56 PM

Just means you're human after all.

klo 2007-07-05 09:40 AM

I'm sure that if you had a child/children you'd have a different outlook. I never IMAGINED having a baby, and now she's everything. Its awesome :). She's close to walking already!!! :) :). oh, and last week she said "dada" *ugh* but she also says 'hi' and is working on sylables.

D3V 2007-07-05 11:32 AM

That's great, I really like kids, I just don't really want the responsibility JUST YET, I mean I know i'm not going to be limited to watching the baby 24/7 because I definately have some relatives that'll throw down and watch him/her on a saturday night every once in a while, which would be nice, but i'm sure my child will eventually grow on me, ... i'm sure when the time is right everything will seem to fall into place.

osmoses-jones 2007-07-05 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KagomJack
I always "forget."

Omg could it be kagom become straight. Is she so hot that made you forget all this crazy shit you were on.

Willkillforfood 2007-07-05 04:46 PM

Wow, so some people in this world think "pulling out" works? Ever hear of precum? Did you know it has a higher concentration of sperm than the actual ejaculant itself? Learn2sexed.

D3V 2007-07-05 05:34 PM

Birth control FTW, forgot about that totally.

Willkillforfood 2007-07-12 12:06 AM

Get the shot. It isn't affected by antibiotics. Works like a charm ;).

Titusfied 2007-07-12 10:48 AM

Can we close this thread?

KagomJack 2007-07-13 01:34 PM

What the hell are you even talking about?

And yeah, this thread should probably be closed.

!King_Amazon! 2007-07-13 01:36 PM

People are still posting in it, I see no reason to close it, unless some other staff disagrees with me.


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