Freakin' sweet
 

I've been living in California for an entire year as of this day!

I wish California would be an island...

It will be one day.

How's Cali life? You move there for freedom.. or what? You live in San Fran don't you? :(

I live in Antioch, which is about an hour away on an ideal low-traffic day or by BART train. I moved there for more freedom and to get out on my own. It's had its highs and lows, but for the most part I can't complain. I've met some really good people along the way.

I wouldn't have minded living in San Fran in the late 60's - early 70's.

Of course not....haha

California doesn't exist. It's a lie fabricated by the government to make us believe gay people exist.

Well, I figure all the cool people from CALI can move to Vegas, and the gays could have an island for themselves. And I mean all gays.

That would have put a whole new spin on Giligan's Island, wouldn't it?

That's not funny. You have any idea how many of those fucking faggots I'd try to kill? :|

you calling straight faggot and fag are cool. Dude you need to check your brain all those cums in your system mess up your brain.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Use some proper fucking English.

You have too much cum in your system.

That was the only thing I could decipher in that crap.

He's saying you calling str8 people faggots doesn't work because you're a fag

How do you learn to speak retard?

Practice!

Why learn to speak it when you can just laugh at those who do? ha ha ha - ha ha.

Vegas is pretty fail, and I happen to enjoy San Diego, thank you.

It's a beautiful city. I just think that state is just the right size to house all gays.

Then to insure no gay people move from the state we could build a giant laser beam and cut it off of the NA continent and then we could send them all to Australia where they came from in the first place...plus we would get rid of a shitload of mexicans and stupid people that way.

There's gays here too. lots of them

So, why are we doing the whole segregation thing again?

Y'know, I hear Australia isn't as gay friendly as we think it is.

Just a suggestion. Pretty soon they will have separate water fountains, bathrooms, schools, clubs (already done), jails, and restaurants for gays and straights.

Hmmmm...HandOfHitler, maybe?

Sorry, that's next week's episode. Don't spoil it. Quite the dramatic plot twist though. Tune in...

Next time...

...for another exciting episode...

...of...

HandOfHitler, the menacing member.

That was anticlimactic.

Couldn't think of anything. Feel free to name it...