Your Friends
 

Are they assholes to you, or would they be the ones taking you to the party?

Well, your friends don't exist, so this topic is over...

I do too have friends. Video game characters count, and so does the cast of Scrubs.

LOL, my friends are assholes to me, of course.

Elaborate. What happened to make you create this thread?

A new sitcom just aired last night and he likes the cast.

Nothing at all. I was just high to tell yah the truth.

Great reason to start a thread. Most of my friends are assholes but a few are pretty decent.

I don't keep asshole friends around. All of my friends are legit.

Most of my friends are legit. If they are assholes to me, they will know about it, but most of the time it's nice. Pretty close friendship when you can basically share pot, booze, and money with them and no one fucks it up. Sorry, but most people take advantage of that.

My friends are the ones who are throwing the party and inviting me.

Heh, in my situation it's me throwing the party everytime and I invite them. But I have about 4-5 friends that, like HoH said, can share weed/booze/money and nobody has a problem with it. They're some pretty cool dudes.

On the other hand, I'm starting to get tired of my friend Ryan. He shows up to my house out of the blue without calling me and expects to get drunk and fucked up. It's like.. umm, no, I have to work in the morning I'm not drinking tonight. Then he'll start to talk shit to me about how shit's changed, blah blah. Well sorry you don't have a job and you're out of HS. I'm going places. Asshole.

Haha, those people need to be confronted/kicked out. I'm against the whole clique thing, but he's going to be a low-life without a job, you'd better do that. (Looks who is talking, but I have college soon)

That's what im saying. Ive got ONE friend that will buy a case of beer when she comes over and smokes our shit. Usually we split the bowl...and we help each other out when needed. All my other "friends" suck. Nobodys real anymore...its all about their gain...bullshit if you ask me.

I hope you ain't one of those girls that calls up and asks if I have any weed.

I fucking hate that. Yeah I got weed, bitch, but not for you!

I just say no, and continue masturbating and/or smoking.

You need to get laid.

Probably. I just don't wanna go where everyone else has been, yah know? Like on the Stewie Griffin movie, I don't want to pump a chemical toilet. I'm sure I'll have sex at college if I find a decent girl.

I'm surprised you haven't fucked at a party. From what you've said, it seems like you party frequently. I've had girls just come up to me and ask "Wanna fuck?"

I lost my virginity at a party. I had a crush on this girl forever and she finally acted like she was into me. She kept trying to get me drunk (I mean, yeah I was drunk but she wanted me to get WASTED), kept shoving bottles in my face tellin me to drink this, drink that. I knew I was gettin laid. As soon as we were done doin the dirty, we went outside and she smoked a bowl with me. I was in heaven.

ok. ive heard that story before...i dont think its that great at all.

I personally have never fucked at a party...you fuck something at a party...its whore.

Kaneda and I lost it in my bedroom...January 10th 2003

Honestly, I have been offered several times, but as Klo said, those girls are whores. I don't want to be a boytoy for one night. Although I have gotten pretty close at some parties.

Bitch thought my dick was a bong and almost lit my left nut on fire.

Did I tell you that before or something? Well, I thought it was a good time and that's all that matters. Thanks.

These days, my friends seem to be taking me to the party (well, one friend in particular)... but that's because I can't drive, and most of them can.

Lenny, are you a party animal?

I'm always going to parties these days. But I'm usually the one that knows where all the parties are at so the homies take me so I can take them.

Seems like all my friends are either getting married or moving away. Honestly, though, I still hang out with my crew from high school, and we're probably one of the tightest groups of friends I've ever heard of. We're verbally abusive to each other, but it isn't malicious - it's entertaining.

Not in the slightest. :)

On average I attend one, maybe two parties a year.

I know what you're talking about. Two of my friends are like this, but I only see them a few times a year. Actually, they're due for a visit soon... kickass.

Oh for Christ sakes! Can I call you Lord Renning now?! You behave just like he does...

Who the heck is Lord Renning?

Who is this Lord Renning fellow?

That's the way i was in hs. If there was a party I knew of it, where it was and such. had a blast until it all crashed down

hotdog lives in his own weirdo world, don't even try communicating with him.

Got a couple real close, true friends, some pretty good ones, and a whole mess of regular friends. As for assholes, I just tend not to bother keeping them around.

All the parties I've been to have been retarded. They're mind-numbingly boring. Yes, I've been to huge parties with 400+ people and gallons upon gallons of alcohol too. Most of them turn out to be sausage fests >_>. My friend's last night turned out to be ...this hot chick even said it. My friends and I were playing cards instead of playing beer pong and she was like, "why aren't you out there socializing?" and I was like, "i'm not gay."

I've been to big parties like that, and you're right. I just think some girls are too scared to go because there are so many guys. I'll be the guy sitting in the quieter room smoking and drinking with my buddies. I prefer small gatherings of friends, which usually cosists of an even ration of guys and gals.

Bleh. I'm glad I'm going off to school ...at least colleges have more females than males in them nowadays ^^.

University of Northern Colorado had a ratio of 5 or 4 to 1 when my brother graduated there a couple years ago. Lucky bastard.