What is the most embarassing thing you've done around the opposite sex?
 

I was over at my friend's house and his mom made us both spaghetti. He wolfed down his plate but I thought it tasted a little funny. I only ate like half of it (to be nice) and told his mom I was stuffed. Well, then we headed over to this girl's house that I was trying to get in good with. Me, my friend, and her are all sitting in her living room just shooting the shit, havin a good time. That's when shit turned sour.

I had to run to the bathroom because I knew I was gonna puke. She was all "OMG what's happening!?" I puked on her bathroom floor. A couple seconds earlier and I would have made it. Holy shit, it was horrible.

Your stories?

Projectile vomited on her boyfriend. Guy was a douche though.

There was this one time I was at this chicks place, and I was like BITCH GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH! And she said "no." So I pulled my dick out and slapped her in the face with it. That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. Yea, I'm pretty much a badass.

Did you really do that? lol.

So a few years ago, my buddy Gary, his girlfriend and I are all hanging out at the movie theater he used to be the manager of. She leaves to go grab us sandwiches from Subway. Gary goes into the office to take care of some paperwork.

During this intermission, I decide I'm gonna use the single-occupant restroom and unload the contents of my bowels. I do so, with vigor. However, when it comes time to flush, I find that the toilet is badly clogged and it's gonna require some plunger action in order to whip it back into shape. So, I proceed to plunge the hell out of that shit, working up a bit of a sweat and making slightly more noise than I had expected to. I manage to finally get this massive clog taken care of, and the toilet flushes with this sick, wet half-gurgling noise. I wipe my brow, exit the bathroom and see that Gary's girlfriend has already returned with the food, at least five minutes prior, and is sitting on the steps with a sandwich halfway in her mouth and the most nauseated look on her face I've ever seen a chick display. She doesn't even finish the bite. She just sets the sandwich down, stops eating and won't bring herself to make eye contact with me for the rest of the night.

Then I proceeded to eat my sloppy meatball sub right in front of the two of them. I was in 007 mode that night, guys.

Yea, I was over a chick's house with a bunch of friends and I went to the bathroom that's like right next to that room because I had to piss really bad. It was a solid stream that'd probably take the paint off the side of a building and when I was done I was really relieved. However, the little shy chick that was sitting closest to the bathroom door looked really uncomfortable.

I was like, "you guys hear me pee?" and my friend Caleb nodded with a huge grin, rofl.

I can't think of anything. What can I say? I'm perfect.

Yes.

Fuck you, WW.

It's "[sarcastic]".

Shit on a girl once. She was unconscious, though.

I am not going to elaborate on that story, and I am not going to ever discuss it again.

My freshman year of college, i did some stupid things. But this one time, it was actually my 19th birthday, i drank an entire bottle of 99 apples at this party. Needless to say i totally blacked out (first time). I woke up in the morning in a friends bed and asked why i wasnt sleeping in my own room. Apparently, after drinking and partying with all my friends, i wondered onto the girls floor to find some girl to hook up with. It must have been around 3 in the morning because everyone was asleep but it didnt stop me from banging on every door. Well, one girl answers her door and lets me come in because we knew each o0ther from accounting class. So i go in there and immediately start throwing out the sloppiest lines that i could think of so she would hook up with me. After the failed attempted i said i needed to go to the bathroom. Well, since its the girls side of the dorm, i had to sneak into the bathroom without getting caught because then i would get written up. Needless to say, instead of going to a stall like a normal person, i decide to take a shower and pee in there. I got completely undressed and went in to do my businnes. Now the girls showers have a place where you sit down, but where the water doesnt hit you. I understandibly lie down on this area and pass out. After about an hour the chick comes in to make sure im alright and ends up hearing the shower. She knocks on the door and asks if everything is ok, but i dont answer. So she lets herself in and helps me get dressed like im 5 years old and proceeds to carry my ass back to my friends room.

I see her two days later and she wont even have eye contact with me let alone talk to me (and we were partners on a project). We have never spoken again, but everytime i see her, she just takes a longer route to wherever she is going. Also, her friends grin at me and i totally get red. Oh well, thats why we dont blackout anymore

Nothing really comes to mind, I usually play it cool :) Ahaha.

I think the worst thing ive done is like, fallen up/down the stairs or something. I'm usually not completely disgusting around the oposite sex =)

no thats a lie. i was at the movies with this guy once. there was like no one in the theatre. he kissed me, i pulled away and burped, really loud. I do that alot.

Rofl. How graceful =P.

Mmmm. Recently.

I was out drinking with a few friends (2 other guys and 3 girls) and well into the morning we went back to one of their houses and proceed to hit the pipe some. I had just started drinking again and I finally was able to handle myself well drunk but had never really mixed the two before and once the high kicked in I had to sit down. A girl came over and sat next to me on the couch blathering about some shit I was trying to pay attention to but had absolutly no chance at.
Then it just hit me, I felt myself get sick, think for a moment "I wouldn't even get close to the bathroom anyways" and just start puking in my lap. In my drunken haze I thought I could just politely put my hand up and cover my mouth as if burping.

HAHA. I love it when you try and pay attention but whatever she has to say goes right over your head. Its so much fun later when they come back and go "thank you for listening. You really helped."

so THATS what really goes on?!?!!? Everyhting i know is a lie!!!

That's why women have boobs, silly.

what did that have to do with anything?

It's a near miss relation, but same concept.

yep that def happened last night with TWO girls. I was a mess....

You also woke up on a table today as a result of last night.

Try waking up on a baseball mound 3 miles from your house.

No i woke up in bed. It was my 250 pound roomate that slept on the table. On the brightside the cops came to my house to break up a party, but it was just me so i had to go through questioning and all other shit. Amazing neighbor we have (i will stab him soon)

Pics.

You crashed your own party. Lobster

no there were people there, but then our two kegs got killed so we were all running to another party. I was the last one in the house so i was just cleaning and locking up

lol, you too?

Let's just say I won't drink Tequila, Jag, or Beer in the same night ever again.

sometimes I mix "grape drink" with "mountain blast powerade" and get "diarrhea"

hmm i'd say, i was at my cousins party, all 10-14 year olds, lame ass lame ass, th eparents left and left me in charge, with mt friends sister, (whot eh fuck leaves 2 16 year olds in charge of aparty?) well we sat down and all that crap, things got testy, warm, hot, too hot, and we ended up making out, blah blah, then since i forgot to eat something my blood sugar was terribly low and i fell unconscious, when i woke up, i was in the bed, and the girls kid bro came in and said, "hey hey i'm bringing you what my sis got for her birth day! look!" he brought a fucking vibrator and a picture of a monkey, i just stared with a face like......wtf.........after she came in, i noticed what kindof person she is and i pissed on my self and i got her bed all wet, then i wante d to run but couldn't so i just opened the window and jumped to the trampoline, but fell down the oposite side, and i flip and banged my self o nteh head and fell unconscious again.......good times.........

This might be the best story EVER

But it is just that: a story, fabricated

I'm sure that is the best he could come up with, too.

kyeruu, you watch too much/many television/movies.

U read my mind

What the fuck. None of that happened. Hell, most of it COULDN'T happen.

psh yeah, of course it's a lie, i was actually afraid, i didn't even think throught that once,! i jsut typed what eve rpopped into my head relative to what REALLy happened at the part, which is just me pissing my self because my blood sugar dropped and such, but still it's fun when people TRY to find the useless crap i write.....except when i'm serious

So you tried to take away the embarassment from you pissing yourself but you embarassed yourself even more by lying.

Good show, old chap.

isn't THAT the point of this thread? i'm just following rules here!

He just won the loser of the year award

He got that one a long time ago when he pretended to be a girl and flamed himself on a second account.