I gotta go take a shit - Kaos Watch
 

But when I leave the computer my kaos-sense tingles and I think that someone posted. So I log back on.

STOP TORMENTING ME!!!!

K this is an update for me and myself to keep track of when I got on and off. Don't fuck with my thread.

K I'm out at Today, 05:32 PM ...

Lenny or !K_A!. Please sticky.

Brb later.

K I'm back at Today, 06:31 PM .

Yeah , I still havent' taken a shit. I woke up a 4 and I'm about to head out for another night of jobless and being broke.

Daym I'm sexy.

Yeah bitches this time I'LL be the one taking over the arcade. Get ready.

New Update - I just bought a 2gb Ipod nano for $25 usd

What
The
Fuck
?

Thatz right "wtF" are you doing in my thread?

Update #2 : I have gotten 2 High scores in the arcade. My friend was suppose to pick me up but that bitch hasn't came thru.

I'm hungry I'm gonna go eat:

Time left - Today, 09:28 PM

OK, I'm back, and right now I'm installing this WoW free trial disc that I got when I bought a new Diablo 2. It's only a 14-day trial so hopefully I won't get addicted by then.

Haha. Hell, why not? :p

Stickied.

I'm incredibly interested as to what kaos is doing at all times.

Just woke up right now at 3 o clock in the afternoon... I'm gonna go take a shower, smoke a little bowl, then eat breakfast.

I'm kinda in a cranky mood right now.

I gotta do a few things in life today.

1. Buy a firewire so I can charge my iPod.

....Ok, nvm i only have one thing to do.


P.S. Thanks Lenny

Well I'm out . Be back in a few hours.

Waiting for one of my homegirls to come pick me up. The bitch lagged on me yesterday and never came through.

I'm outtie.

I'm back....I'ts 4 in the morning and I'm coming down and I just ate 2 Laffy Taffy Bluberry kind.

But, yeh. I'm gonna go install iTunes and fill this bitch up.

/signoff.

K I'm back.

More about what happend last night.

Well it all started when me and my friend leave and go to her other empty house and decide to unleash some Raid bombs for the roaches due to the rich crackheads who used to live there and used to hide their needles under the carpet. I find a taser in the kitchen.

Anyway we leave and one of my friends calls me and is at the mall kickin it with his homie. We go over there to the mall and kick it for a little bit. I get bored and decide to go get the taser from the car and start tasing everyone. After a little bit of tasing and having a little fun I give it back to my friend and she puts it in her purse. After like 5-10 minutes two black and whites roll up on us and asks us who has the taser. I point immediatly at her (hell yeah nigga , M.O.B.) then she gets search, the cop tells her to get sit on the ground then I get searched and everyone else gets searched (There was about 5 of us). After a little bit of taking ID's and info, the cops call mall security, we get our pictures taken and info recorded, and are banned from the mall. I get a one year ban, but they gave my friend 5 years ban and she can only come back on 12/8/2012.

All I can say is that I never really go to the mall, but when you're banned from a place it just make you wanna go to the place even more.

Yep...then we go smoke at the park and while I'm high I thought Nazi's showed up and they released dogs on us, I swear. Then I lost my strawberry milkshake.

/logout

You were just tasering people who walked by?

I wish I could take a shit. Damn constipation. Damn fucked up stomach.

No, but they'd get scared when they heared the taser.

Yesterady was my friends birth day. Me and him went out of town and smoked like 3 blunts on the way and 2 blunts coming back, only because we kept thinking ever car was a cop and it kept killing our high. Then when we got home we smoked 4 more blunts with another person. So that's like 8 blunts in one day.

I went home and I thought all the doors were locked and climbed thru one of the windows but woke up to find that the back doors werent even lockd.

Hahahaha! Also, tasering people is serious business. It can kill someone.

Yeah, but the one we had was only about 100k volts.

Today feels weird, it's the first day in about a month anda half that I acctually see what morning looks like. I need to start waking up earlier everday.

http://primaldominion.com/stuff/cannabis8ag.jpg

Lol, great.

That can still kill someone.

If you get 'em in the neck, maybe yes.


So yesterday I come back from Fresno, CA, and right now it's like 8:00 in the morning. I'm about to go check out the place I used to work at (It's like a big steel wherehouse). Hopefully I'm getting my job back. Wish me luck.

I'm about to eat breakfast, so I'm outtie.

So I didn't get the job today :( ...but I will sooner or later :killgrin:.

I wonder what kaos has been up to these past few days.

Enlighten us, Oh Koatic One!

Well, lately I've just been trying to get a job or my old job back. But yesterday I went out partying, danced with a few bitches. One of my friends was dancing with a girl and I was sitting down just watching. All of a sudden her skirt comes up and I realized that she isn't wearing any underwear, and everytime her skirt would come up she'd blow a kiss at me (if you know what I mean).

Good times, Lol.


But today I just woke up at the afternoon around 3:00 and waited till five then decided to have a little kickback. Called up a few friends and had a nice little barbecue. :).

It's 12:09 and I'm suppose to be asleeps so I can wake up in the morning. (Finally got a job).

Gotta a new girlfriend yesterday (finally gonna try this serious relationship shit).

Today I was kicking it at one of my homies' head shop and some drunk guy came in and I was outside and I had seen the cops. I run inside and yell "Aye foo we gotta go! Rollerz!" (for no reason?LOL). Then the guy is like "What? Whats rollers?". So I was like "NVM". I go back outside and he comes outside and he's like "Hey if you get caught up just tell them u know me, badge number 221, CHP". I'm like "Ooh, so you were just fuckin with me earlier, LOLS".

Yep, now sleepy time.

Lately I've been mostly doing sidejobs. Making thizz pill money. And been partying it up every weekend for the past 6 months w/o stopping.

every day i'm hussaaalin.

brb

What happened to our updates?

*UPDATE Nig

i cant believe i just read all of that.

In 2008, I caught an case and was fighting my case for about a year, bail was 1 million so I couldn't get out.

2009, just trying to stay out of trouble. Also got married.

2010, had a daughter.

2011, got into internet marketing, started a website, currently still working on that. Still working offline, though. Waiting for Dec. 2011 to get off parole so I can move out of this shithole city.


Nigga plz.

owned.

I hope your daughter isn't as ugly as you are.

j/k congrats on the family

Lol, it's good to know you're still the asshole you once were :p.


Thx, but acctually married life is w/e except for my daughter <3.

Here's a couple pics of her:

http://screensnapr.com/e/8ewK0O.png
http://screensnapr.com/e/LbIMJq.png

She's very beautiful.

the burqa is a nice touch



jk tho man, hope life is well now that you are almost in the clear, haha.

This was kind of like the first blog on the internet :P.