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D3V	2007-12-19 07:25 AM

Jamie Lynn Spears (britney's sister) is Preg-O

Uh-oh, the whore tradition continues!

Not that this is really news, or shocking to anybody, just figured i'd throw it out there just in case nobody else has heard yet..

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/...lspears.gi.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/4/c/J...ynn_Spears.jpg

Hmm, a 16-17yr old Milf? Is that a bad thing? Hah!.. errr :mad: :weird:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/1....ap/index.html

http://ukpress.google.com/article/AL...4HXHAxku1O9tTw

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Jamie Lynn Spears tells OK! magazine that she is about 3 months along, and the father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

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Jamie Lynn says she plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana so it can, as she puts it, "have a normal family life."

I guess this is a story where you can point fingers at the parents, lmfao.

Thanatos

2007-12-19 07:48 AM

Heard about this on the radio on my way into work.

Spears family = owned.

HandOfHeaven

2007-12-19 08:54 AM

I just want to know what the parents think of their kids.

D3V	2007-12-19 09:21 AM

Well, I've heard the boyfriend is 19, and well, she is 16, so there's a twist in the story already.

And then we've got the fact that her sister is well, Britney spears. And she's about the same age that Britney turned into a whore, it's an ongoing cycle, I blame their upbringing, somebody never taught them anything, or, this could just be a mistake.

In any reguards, who cares?

Oh, and if seeing her as a MILF once her baby is born, does that make me a pedofile?

Thanatos

2007-12-19 09:55 AM

Haha, I don't think so... there's a 17 year old MILF in my town. Wooooo eeeee!

HandOfHeaven

2007-12-19 10:05 AM

I'd fuck her.

That's sad though. 16 years old. Should've used a condom.

Thanatos

2007-12-19 11:06 AM

Maybe she was relying on birth control to take care of it. Meh, either way I think this is pretty hilarious.

Watch, this statement is going to come back and haunt me. My girlfriend and I aren't the best at using protection....

Kaneda

2007-12-19 02:11 PM

Pulling out isn't real birth control outside of Louisiana Thanatos, you should know that.

Thanatos

2007-12-19 02:17 PM

Nah, she's on the shot so we just don't really worry about it. Dumb? Perhaps, but we've been lucky so far.

Kaneda

2007-12-19 02:24 PM

Eh? If your talking about Jamie Lynn then your luck has run out.
If your talking about your g/f I'm sure the shot is fine.

Demosthenes

2007-12-19 02:27 PM

Financially I'm sure the family will be fine...

Thanatos

2007-12-19 02:32 PM

..... Yes, I'm talking about my girlfriend.

Kaneda

2007-12-19 02:39 PM

How's her sex drive been? The pill klo is on is killing our sex life.

Thanatos

2007-12-19 02:56 PM

Heh. Well my girlfriend is on the shot, not the pill. And her sex drive is perfectly fine. If anything, I have to keep up with her.

klo	2007-12-19 06:55 PM

well im horny now and he's not. baaahhh

Grav	2007-12-19 07:04 PM

Does this really have to be News? Can we move this into Entertainment?

Willkillforfood

2007-12-19 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Thanatos

Heh. Well my girlfriend is on the shot, not the pill. And her sex drive is perfectly fine. If anything, I have to keep up with her.

She needs to be careful on the shot. That's not something she's supposed to be on for her whole life, either, although my ex was on the shot it reduces the girl's bone density (osteoperosis). The shot's a lot more fool-proof since it isn't bothered by the effects of antibiotics or some psychological meds. But yea, the bone loss problem is a pretty big deal.

Sweetesthunni

2007-12-20 05:52 AM

The bone thing dosent effect everyone...

And when it does they're not usually very bad cases. But your not supposed to be on it for i think, more than 5 years?

D3V	2007-12-20 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetesthunni

The bone thing dosent effect everyone...

And when it does they're not usually very bad cases. But your not supposed to be on it for i think, more than 5 years?

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

While it has long been known that Depo-Provera causes bone loss, it has recently been discovered that the osteoporotic effects of the injection grow worse the longer Depo-Provera is administered, may remain long after the injections are stopped, and may be irreversible. For this reason, on November 17, 2004 the United States Food and Drug Administration and Pfizer agreed to put a "black box warning" on Depo-Provera's label.[28] However, the World Health Organization (WHO) advises that the use of Depo-Provera should not be restricted.[29][30]

My girlfriend has been on Depo-provera for a while, and actually has missed her last shot, a few months late so we've had to be more careful recently.. And I do feel it has screwed with her sex drive and emotional status, it seemed to have set a time bomb off in her head.

Sweetesthunni

2007-12-20 06:35 AM

Well..

Either way, it usually only happens if your on it for an extended period of time.

Im on it, and im just fine...I'm emotional, but i usually am.. even before i got put on it. But other than that, everything seems to be just fine.

D3V	2007-12-20 06:43 AM

Well not to poke fun, but I doubt you can notice your bone density going away until your like in the 50 year old range, by then it'll be too late to fix, just drink a glass of milk every day and you'll be fine :)

Titusfied

2007-12-20 06:45 AM

For more life and family planning advice, please visit:

www.sweetesthunnisucksballs.com

(Was that a flame? Sorry..)

Sweetesthunni

2007-12-20 06:45 AM

Im not talking about the bone density..lol

Im talking about the whole thing about the emotions changing, and the sex drive being different.

Thanatos

2007-12-20 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Willkillforfood

Hmm, this is news to me. But, taking a look back just on my girlfriend's body structure alone, I believe this may already be affecting her. She has VERY tiny wrists and very bony knees. She's been on the shot long before she knew me, I'd say ~4 years already? Maybe I'll bring this up with her. I don't want anything bad happening to her...

Kaneda

2007-12-20 05:16 PM

Seriously. I'm sure these birth controls effect all girls in different ways but man, I seem to have gotten the shit end of the deal. Not to meantion the after baby/breastfeeding hormones. Atleast I know it's that though and that she doesn't really mean any of it. Mostly...

KagomJack

2007-12-20 10:50 PM

Because of this, her mom is not publishing her book on parenting.

Willkillforfood

2007-12-21 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Thanatos

Have doctors not told her that it's a pretty good possibility?

Thanatos

2007-12-21 07:02 AM

No idea. This isn't something we talk about everyday lol. Eh, I'll bring it up one time.

Thanatos

2007-12-27 08:24 AM

Jamie Lynn speaks out about her pregnancy

klo	2007-12-27 08:22 PM

hahaha nice

Thanatos

2007-12-28 07:17 AM

Hey at least somebody liked it lol.

D3V	2007-12-28 08:06 AM

Ahaha, she just left the show, that Zoey 101 got cancelled, the last episode (girlfriend told me this) her parents moved to Europe and asked if she wanted to come, and she accepted. Haha, nice ending.

Titusfied

2007-12-28 11:21 AM

Sweet, one less Spear to worry about making the papers extremely annoying.

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