The Zelaron Government
 

As I read through the posts that various members make in the whole... 4 years I think I have been here, I have wondered why we don't form our own country?

Obviously we have different views, but I'd say about 9 times out of 10, we seem to come to an understanding. We all want what's best for our fellow man.

I personally believe that half the active members here have a combined IQ that easilly surpasses that of the entire American Government! (Bush has a -180) But if we had actually come together to purchase an island, I think it would thrive extremely well. Also, alot of you guys are respected and prove to be liked by the majority of us here! How many politicians can say they have the respect of all thier voters?


Anyways, just something that comes across my mind every now and again...

A Zelaron government?
I'd imagine that if we were to form something like that, all the senior members would just take complete control and force other members that have been here less like me to work at a desk or something. Not happening

I approve of this idea.

Work at a desk? I'd vote more for execution :x. YOU TREASONOUS BASTARDS!

Stop using that smiley before I ban you.

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x What was this post about again?

There would be a coup within the first 24 hours, I predict.

Not before everyone but me agrees to execute Kyeruu, and throw me in jail for not hating him.

We won't waste precious resources on jail. Every crime down to public intoxication is punishable by public execution.

You and me, baby. You and me.

w00t!

We will rule with an iron fist! Also, can K_A be our foreign affairs adviser?

I think he'll want a position more powerful than that.

=|

I want to rule, dammit.

Well no shit, I was thinking more along the lines of commanding the army.

I think that might be dangerous.

Perhaps.

I'll be the Pharmacist.

Haha nice, I'll be herbalist.

I guess no cops fighting druggies?

Our cops are druggies.

Yeah, true dat.

Oh how much more effective they would be!

And if anyone gets a military position. I do. I want to be the tactician and the mad scientist who makes up random shit and actually creates it. Like Hojo ala FF7.

Statue of Liberty? Meet Zelarons symbol...The Giant Boobs of (errrr....someone pick something to go here)! *made of steel and colored anatomically correctly*

Of Jess.

What would I do? Can't have a proper government without the Mighty Duke, ho no.

Me thinks Lenny would be better suited to be our Foreign Affairs Advisor, KJ.

He would. I also think he should have some control over education.

Bring back the cane, says I!!

The cane? Screw the cane I want the studded wooden paddle!

Hojo oh no your going to fuck us over in the end.

Just keep him away from the sister-ray. And dark-haired emo-boys.

And don't let him pro-create.

I wanna be Chief of War.

Done.

Nice.

Lenny is the Sherrif of Nottingham.

You're court jester.

Entertain well, you live. Entertain poorly, we cut something off.

Keee hehehaha...

Good. I have this growth on my back...

Fingers, then hands, them arms, then feet, then legs, etc.

I just sound so bad right now. :/

You could have said "dick" first like I was thinking. Then you would have sounded really bad.