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KagomJack 2012-03-29 12:26 PM

Ask the faggot
 
Ask this faggot a question and receive an answer.

!King_Amazon! 2012-03-29 12:32 PM

How long have you known you were a sinful faggot?

KagomJack 2012-03-29 12:37 PM

All my life, sirrah.

Skurai 2012-03-29 01:12 PM

Are you the catcher or the pitcher? If catcher, why?

Sovereign 2012-03-29 01:59 PM

What do you sound like? Stereotypical or just a normal guy that likes dick?

Spit or swallow?

Do you hope the have a homosexual marriage at one point?

How did your parents react to you liking the penis?

Are you a vocal gay rights activist who goes to rallys in pink shirts screaming at all the gay haters that walk buy?

What's your view on the Westborough Baptist Church?

Skurai 2012-03-29 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sovereign (Post 696657)
What's your view on the Westborough Baptist Church?

Is that even a question worth asking anyone?

KagomJack 2012-03-29 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 696644)
Are you the catcher or the pitcher? If catcher, why?

I like both, but I"m more of a bottom. And it's because I like the feeling, so fuck you, that's why.

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Originally Posted by Sovereign (Post 696657)
What do you sound like? Stereotypical or just a normal guy that likes dick?

Spit or swallow?

Do you hope the have a homosexual marriage at one point?

How did your parents react to you liking the penis?

Are you a vocal gay rights activist who goes to rallys in pink shirts screaming at all the gay haters that walk buy?

What's your view on the Westborough Baptist Church?

K_A is the only person on the forum who has heard me talk. In person, I sound like any other guy, on the phone my voice is higher and more feminine. Go figure.

Swallow, duh.

I do. I'd very much like a guy to settle down with.

I'm not as vocal as I used to be, but I never go to rallies or wear pink shirts. I dress like a regular dude.

Westboro can go die in a fire.

Asamin 2012-03-29 04:31 PM

I find that almost every gay guy I know is either really nice or really shy. Which are you?

Skurai 2012-03-29 05:36 PM

True enough, which brings me to ask.

Does your gay go up, or down, when high or drunk? My gay pal Drew turns straight for boobs, when he's drunk.

!King_Amazon! 2012-03-29 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 696667)
True enough, which brings me to ask.

Does your gay go up, or down, when high or drunk? My gay pal Drew turns straight for boobs, when he's drunk.

I'm only interested because if this is actually a real phenomenon I'll be amazed.

KagomJack 2012-03-29 08:16 PM

I'm very nice. Everyone I know likes me.

As for the inebriated state, I'm pretty much the same. I'm friendlier and chattier, but my gay does not go up or down. But you'd be amazed how many gay men do like boobs, regardless of their state of being.

!King_Amazon! 2012-03-29 08:28 PM

Hey, boobs are nice.

Skurai 2012-03-29 09:20 PM

"I will not touch them in a box, I will not touch them with a fox!" - KagomJack

Boobs are soft and fun.

Asamin 2012-03-29 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KagomJack (Post 696679)
But you'd be amazed how many gay men do like boobs, regardless of their state of being.

That just speaks for how amazing boobs are.

Skurai 2012-03-30 07:07 AM

Do you like a man with a nice tight ass, or a big fat cock, more?

Asamin 2012-03-30 08:15 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Grav 2012-04-01 09:03 AM

How do you dress? Do you have a particular style?

Asamin 2012-04-01 09:18 AM

Oooo that is a good one. What is your favorite kind of food?

Skurai 2012-04-01 11:09 AM

If you had the choice to be instantly transformed into a women (let's just say it was magic), would you do it?

KagomJack 2012-04-02 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 696686)
Do you like a man with a nice tight ass, or a big fat cock, more?

Tough call. It'd have to be a toss-up between whether he has curves or if he's circumcised or not.

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Originally Posted by Asamin (Post 696695)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Get thee to a nunnery thou slimy cur.

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Originally Posted by Grav (Post 696706)
How do you dress? Do you have a particular style?

I'm not sure how to describe my style. I just wear whatever is comfortable. Usually khaki pants/shorts and t-shirts of various types.

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Originally Posted by Asamin (Post 696710)
Oooo that is a good one. What is your favorite kind of food?

Ethiopian. Chinese is a close second.

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 696715)
If you had the choice to be instantly transformed into a woman (let's just say it was magic), would you do it?

Hell no.

Asamin 2012-04-02 07:20 PM

Is circumcised or not better?

KagomJack 2012-04-02 08:54 PM

I prefer circumcised.

Asamin 2012-04-02 09:08 PM

But it does in fact play a role in homosexual sex then? What is the reason it's better?

Skurai 2012-04-02 10:29 PM

Do you like semen? Does it taste good? Feel good?

KagomJack 2012-04-03 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Asamin (Post 696744)
But it does in fact play a role in homosexual sex then? What is the reason it's better?

Some think in general it does, personally I don't like it. Circumcised guys last longer during sex, don't have an odd taste like most uncircimucised guys I've dealt with, and tend to have larger heads (again, from my experience).

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 696745)
Do you like semen? Does it taste good? Feel good?

Love it. Tastes great and feels amazing.

Asamin 2012-04-03 10:12 AM

Well I'd be shit out of luck in the gay community then. Good thing I'm straight.

Sovereign 2012-04-03 10:56 AM

Do you watch Yaoi.

I suggest you view Boku No Pico

Asamin 2012-04-03 11:13 AM

Do you try to eat healthy/go to the gym and all that stuff to stay fit for other guys?

Skurai 2012-04-03 01:28 PM

Are you ever offended when people use "gay" as a word of disapproval? As in "That's gay" or "Stop being a faggot", just in general discussion, not even talking about homosexuality.

KagomJack 2012-04-03 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sovereign (Post 696751)
Do you watch Yaoi.

I suggest you view Boku No Pico

I do not. I find yaoi too gay, even for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asamin (Post 696752)
Do you try to eat healthy/go to the gym and all that stuff to stay fit for other guys?

I -try- to do those things. I haven't been to the gym in a long while because I"d been so busy, but now it's more of an issue of being lazy. As for eating healthy, I try, but fail a good bit. :(

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 696753)
Are you ever offended when people use "gay" as a word of disapproval? As in "That's gay" or "Stop being a faggot", just in general discussion, not even talking about homosexuality.

Nope! The only time I'm ever offended by any of that terminology is when someone uses the word "queer" or "faggot" as a derogatory term for someone who is gay and doesn't mean it in a humorous way. Even some of my fag hag friends talk like that and it doesn't bother me. Goes for other gay guys and gidgets I know.

Skurai 2012-04-03 06:37 PM

Sex or love - which would you want more?

KagomJack 2012-04-03 08:22 PM

Love.

Asamin 2012-04-03 08:24 PM

Are you an artsie gay or just a completely normal guy who happens to be gay? I guess what I'm asking is would I be able to tell if I met you.

KagomJack 2012-04-03 08:43 PM

For the most part I come off as a completely normal guy who just happens to be gay, but I am also slightly artsie in that I do theater and have a few musicals under my belt.

Asamin 2012-04-04 07:09 AM

Do you play an instrument and if so what instrument?

!King_Amazon! 2012-04-04 11:16 AM

Kagom plays the cock flute.

Asamin 2012-04-04 11:21 AM

Point taken, Do you play any musical instruments?

Skurai 2012-04-04 12:40 PM

What's your favorite gay/lesbian movie?

KagomJack 2012-04-04 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Asamin (Post 696775)
Point taken, Do you play any musical instruments?

I am currently learning to play the guitar!

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Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 696778)
What's your favorite gay/lesbian movie?

Tough. I'm torn between "But I'm a Cheerleader" and a movie called "Save Me" ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0772200/ ).

Asamin 2012-04-06 06:56 AM

How's the guitar learning going?


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