lawn gnomes
 

Yesterday i was walking home from school and i saw a lawn gnome in a neighboors bush. I turned back after a few seconds to take another look and it was gone. I bet it was after me.. because later that night i heard some movements outside my window. I looked and it was next to my OTHER neighboors walk way.....

uh oh...its time for my family gathering of ritual satanic abuse and to smoke some drywall

Ok lets stop

this is confusing...lol

Heh, Welcome to Zelaron, where things are always confusing.

I thought it was mithril

nope, its with a Y

daggerfall has decieved me! CURSES! all these years.....all those people laughing at me behind my back! this explains much

a couple of my hippy friends went on tour with Phish.
one of the girls Courtney
stole her neighbors gnome
took it with them from
Norfolk V.a. to Philly
to New York then west through Arizona
Colorado California and so on.
well the whole time they were traveling they bought post cards
and sent them with pics of the little gnome (was a little one laid back style) to the peaple they stole it from

imagine you have a gnome in your yard
it vanishes
then you get postcards from it at the grand canyon with things like "hey guys just wanted to say hi and look at the view"
and shit like that
well i thought it was funny....

Yes...

What the fuck?

I think I remember that

if I was them I would have just.....not done it, tho....sounds like alot of work

Yes, I was too lazy to read it...

they made gay pr0n with the gnome

dont flame my post you little fuck.


thats funny shit and this bullshit post about 'thats because your pretending to be on drugs" what the fuck is that why would i pretend to be on drugs (which is obviously something you know nothing about)

i like smoking weed and i'll probly smoke it forever
you inbred little homo you know nothing of my life
your probly mad cuz your a pasty little fat white boy who's parents make you stay in your fucking little ass trailer room and read huckleberry fuckin finn books
while im out gettin pussy and smokin blunts jealous bitch
Gayvitonassurge you can suck my dick move this to the fucking flame forum little bitch so i can flame your punk ass for this

i think someone here needs to go to anger managment...

i was jsut gettin pissed at his comments but its over now

anytime now.

we have been thru flames on other threads its over Strider

what the hel is with this holy shit

HA! That is funny. That shall now be my wallpaper on my desktop. Thank you Jamesadin

wic made that sig right?

that shit is dope
even though i dont care for garfield or cartoons for that matter but the graphics on that are sweet

it was actually WetWeird. go figure.

yea i saw the thread the other day but i forgot who said they made it
he did penguins sig too right?
good job!

yes. My sig. I don't have a ggod enough computer to actually run my own version of any type of Adobe Photoshop or anything. That is why Garfield is destroying a computer. I hate my crappy computer. But back to lawngnomes. They are totally creepy. Whenever i see one in peoples yards, i steal them and put them in my garage. I have a total collection of 76 different lawn gnomes. It is awesome.

haha
thats pretty scandelous

Whats with that george bush thing?

heh, knight rider says my posts are gay....

the george bush thing is MY sig and grav is jealous of it so he constantly quotes it

Well, it isn't really a sig. Just words, but it is pretty cool. Oh, and Adrenachrome. I forgot what scandelous means. I are not good at the english.

yea

Yea....What?

:gayspm:

you should talk