Immortality rings? lol
 

Alex Chiu's Immortality Rings

Those things are soo cool! I want some! I can't wait to become immortal! :killgrin: Me and Chruser shall run Zelaron forever! lol

Wow, wonder if it is true...

From what the testimonials say, they sound like they really do work! :)

moron

idiots

im sorry 2 all u believers whose hopes im spoilin but yall need 2 be a lil more reasonable...there's nothing thatll make u immortal

If there were... that would be bad... everyone would get them, and we'd suck up the worlds resources in an instant...

and, every normal person would just have to kill everyone who pisses them off, just for the sake of population control:)

All they do is increase your metabolism..You can still die..

"Disclaimer: The devices are believed to make humans immortal based on religious beliefs. No medical claim."

Where do you see that? lol

on the "how to make" page at the bottom. Anyway, this sounds pretty cool, so click my link.. TO LIVE FOREVER!!!! Not joking. This works. Cmon I don't want to die.

http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/c...?id=KingAmazon

You're tricking us to get immortality rings!

Thats the point.

I WONT LET YOU HAVE THE RINGS, YOU WILL DIE

ANYWAYS *cough* I wonder... if I would make my own... if they were to work the same... or perchance they use special magnets...

Very...VERY...stupid....

Ironic, I think.

It may be, but as long as you clicked MY link, it doesn't matter.

that woz olmost az stoopit az i amn...

I recall browsing around that page....back in, oh '99.....anyway I dont want to live forever cause youd get all old and stuff, like in gullivers travels, I just want to stay YOUNG! forever

That is supposedly what the rings do.

rrrrrrright sure they do.....I think they just make you think they do

Get your rings ASAP, click my link ht eb beginning of this thread! Don't die!

Im not paying for one of those!

At least click the link... lol

I did...... Its a magnet :grin:

An imortality magnet! Click the link in my sig to check em out! Live forever guys Cmon!

I dont really want to carry a big magnet around on my finger. Whoever falls for this... Ill stop there..

Miracle of miracles.

Dood... think of it... immortality! o_O

(I'm just giving myself plugs, so I can get free rings!)

I hope when you get the rings they wipe out your computers hard drives

Ummmm ......so many jokes, so little room to post..........

actually you can post 40,000 characters, which is quite alot

And I hope you burn in hell. :) This is just a way to get free rings arse-hole.

yes, thats fine, thats fine......just irritating.....but its ok!

lol hey, it works... I already have 60 clicks... and that's with hardly advertisiting... :)

not even close.

yes immortality rings, i want one!

Then click my link foo