Baby Jokes
 

If you are easily offended, I say sorry, but hey these jokes are funny. Besides, no one likes a whiner.:cry:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.


What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.


I think they are funny. I am not saying you should go out and kill some babies, these jokes are just something that makes me laugh. Post you opinion here.

very funny oh ya

lmao thats hilarious but cruel

Not funny at all. Just cruel.

Vegeta I hope you never have kids :p

I 2nd that

I dont care if he ever has kids.
Just so long as they never hold any political position or a position of any power whatsoever.

Nice jokes ! :p
Cruel abit but that's just for laugh ! :slice:
Right !? :scared:

3rd that

I love those kinds of jokes... some people get them, some dont!

Whats the difference between a dead babie and a rock?
Cant fuck a rock.

How do you make a dead babie funny?
Put it in a clown suit.

Whats better then a 10 babies in 1 garbage can?
One babie in 10 garbage cans.


I have alot more, but I forgot em :)

What is there to get? It's all disgusting.

Dude the rest were funny but that one is just extremely disturbing.

Reminds me of that dude on Comedy Central, Stephen something. He wrote this song called "Baby Raper". ROFLMAO! The song is incredibly wrong but its hilarious.

Are you surprised?

tacoX: i RAPE my brother

I agree they are wrong. But they are not to be taken seriously. Just something to laugh about. That is all. Oh yeah, and I hope I never have kids either. I hate the little things. Can't stand em'. I am not saying I wanna kill them, but I just don't like them. That's all.

Lol, The only funny reply in this thread...

Im known to have a very stupid sense of humor, and these jokes are not a part of it =/

Oh well

Anyone remember those "Pokemon" and "Fat Cheese Danish" threads?

:EDIT: http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...+cheese+danish

Lol that's so insulting to parents. Anyone ever hear Steven Lynch-Baby Raper? Omg it is so wrong.

Baby Raper is funny. It is hilarious. It is wrong, nut it is all for fun.Not real life. All you people who think I am disgusting, you are probably right,but the jokes are pretty funny.

Its all good... lol ;).