I r n00b
 

...and that's the only time you'll ever see me use 1337, if I can help it.

And now, for a brief, useless informative FAQ:

Q: Is that your real name?
A: Dakota Red Cloud is my real name.

Q: Are you one of them, uhh...Indians?
A: Yes.

Q: Why do you go to gaming forums? You're obviously a lamer with no life!
A: I work unpredictable shifts for tech support and have nothing else to do.

Oops, time to split!

Q: Do we really need to know this?

thank god, people who use 1337 often are just dumb and annoying.

A: No we didn't need to know this, but don't read it if you don't want to know it.

No...but considering the subject of the post, you must have been expecting something even more inane, so why did you even bother to read?

Do you have one of them fancy casinos with ice sculptures of dolphins?

q: was that gay or what?
A: Very.

Welcome aboard Dakota.

Jizmo?? He wasn't posting it directly to you. Therefore it was pointless for you to mention that you dont care.

GM Archer and Fletcher?